Russia if youre listening,Oh no I think I lost my wifes grandmothers meatloaf recipe

[TEB]

I put it in the bar last night. And now I cannot find it, I hope it doesn’t fall into Russian hands, Or worse yet wiki leaks.

[Achilleaze]

1. Contact Seb Gorka in the republican White House

He has "connections."

[AJT]

2. Well, I am guessing Meatloaf loves wikileaks.....

[TEB]

3. I found it ajt it was in the fruit bowl I was sweating it

You don’t understand that recipe has been in her family for decades.

[AJT]

5. Make copies!

[TEB]

8. I dont know

If I have the security clearance to make copies

[Madam Mossfern]

11. email it to yourself

You'll have it forever.

[Codeine]

4. Putin would do anything for loaf,

but he won't do that.

[malaise]

6. I love this thread

Rec

[Demsrule86]

7. Alert the authorities and search the garbage!!!!

Hope you find it...seriously.

[TEB]

9. I found it it was in the fruit bowl

[Demsrule86]

12. hahah...

Glad you found it...It must be a great recipe...would you care to share...that way if it goes missing again, I can send you the recipe...hehe.

[NotASurfer]

10. Maybe your pets are sleeper agents

Moving a meatloaf recipe is just a first step to test your security

Next thing you know, your lasagne will be on the dark web & they'll mysteriously become corporate mascots for KFC

Never mind compromat, once the Russians have that secret recipe, they have absolute control of our orange-American president