A Trump Family Thanksgiving: Pass the Affidavits! The Stuffing Is Bugged!
A Trump Family Thanksgiving: Pass the Affidavits! The Stuffing Is Bugged!
CHARLIE PIERCE
Young Americas Fun Coupleand the grand marshals of this years Homecoming Parade in Stepford, ConnecticutJared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are both in a spot of trouble at the moment. This at least will give them something to talk about when the whole family, and everybodys lawyers, get together for Thanksgiving dinner next week. The way things are going in and around the First Family, youre going to need to swear out an affidavit to get somebody to pass the cranberry sauce, which may well be wired by the FBI.
First, it seems that Jared may have had one of his periodic memory lapses when the Senate Judiciary Committee asked him for some emails hed gotten from WikiLeaks and others that concerned a backdoor Russian overture to him and to the Trump campaign. According to Politico, the two ranking members of the SJC pretty clearly have in hand at least copies of the documents that Kushner forgot on top of the washing machine when the committee asked to see them.
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