Pastor Rick Perry: Like Jesus, I’ll Clear The Money Changers From The Temple, “Onward Christian...

[DonViejo]

Source: JoeMyGod

Pastor Rick Perry: Like Jesus, I’ll Clear The Money Changers From The Temple, “Onward Christian Soldiers!”

August 31, 2015

He’s out of money and his campaign manager already quit, but Rick Perry went all crazy preacher at a “Stand With God” rally in South Carolina this weekend, comparing himself to Jesus and literally shaking his fist at the “money-changers” in Washington. “Jesus was angry. I’m angry. I hope you’re angry. What are you willing to die for? Are you willing to rise up and stand for God and to go forward and live for the principles and the values that this country were based upon. Are you ready? Onward Christian soldiers!”

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[Fred Sanders]

1. On the bright side for indicted felon Perry he will soon be preaching his religious insanity to a REAL captive audience!

[catbyte]

9. LOL, Say Hallelujah, Brother! He'll look good in orange.

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

14. If Boehner goes to prison does he effectively disappear?

[Judi Lynn]

19. Stands to reason. n/t

[TygrBright]

2. So does this mean he'll turf the "seed/prosperity gospel" grifters? Bet not.... n/t

[gordianot]

3. He could start by pleading gulty.

"I know about me but worry about thee"

[packman]

4. He's not guilty of anything

in the eyes of God . He'll ask for forgiveness and -POOF- no sin, no crime. Of course, the secular world might have a different opinion and that's why these type of fruitcakes want a Christian nation so that as long as they are forgiven in the eyes of God, the state should have no say in their punishment.

[SoapBox]

5. Freak.

[TlalocW]

6. When some religious nut says that we have to be willing to die fo our (his) beliefs

There should always be someone to yell out, "Are you?"

TlalocW

[Lionel Mandrake]

7. That voice in his head isn't God.

The only question now is to which kind of institution Rick Perry should be committed.

[sharp_stick]

8. I never thought I'd see anybody

dumber that GWB, but Texas produced another one.

Fortunately this loon will never see the Presidency.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

10. Oh Ricky, Ricky, Ricky

You are owned, mind body and soul, by the Money Changers, and you desecrate the Temple merely by mentioning it.

[weissmam]

11. a direct an unmitigated insult

to every single non-Christian combat veteran and non-Christian service member

[Raymondo22]

12. Jesus got into a lot of trouble for doing that.

I wouldn't recommend it, not even to Mr. Perry.

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

13. Sure, whatever you say Mr. Jesus.

[TexasBushwhacker]

15. I don't understand why these single digit guys stay

in the race. Are they hoping for a gig on Fox? A book deal?

[Angry Dragon]

16. is Vegas taking bets on the first one out of the race??

[tanyev]

17. Oh. I thought they already called time of death on his campaign.

[Vinca]

18. I thought he'd gone home to pick out a suit for the trial.