Donald Trump Discusses Penis Size During Fox News Republican Debate

[uhnope]

Source: IB TIMES

Republican front-runner Donald Trump appeared to brag about his penis size during the GOP debate Thursday night. After the moderators asked Florida Sen. Marco Rubio about his attacks on Trump, the New York businessman responded by saying that he took issue with Rubio’s criticism of his hand size.

“I also have called him a lightweight ... and I have to take that back,” Trump said.

He added that Rubio “hit me on my hands,” referring to Rubio’s criticism that Trump was s “short-fingered vulgarian.”

Trump held up his hands and said, “Look at my hands. are they small?” He then said Rubio implied if his hands were small, “then something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem,” Trump said.

Read more: http://www.ibtimes.com/donald-trump-discusses-penis-size-during-fox-news-republican-debate-2329856

[Happyhippychick]

1. I'm surprised it took this long.

Anyone who has to talk about it.....

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. Haha. You said

"this long"

[Happyhippychick]

11. "It's yuuuuge!"

[trusty elf]

61. ....

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[SummerSnow]

76. ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Happyhippychick]

77. Omygod that's terrifying!

[annabanana]

85. omg omg

Who made that image?

(making a noise that doesn't correspond with any of the keys on the keyboard)

[VespertineIconoclast]

92. LOL!!

[Divernan]

64. You're killing me! I laughed so hard, I scared my cat!

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

87. Where are Beavis and Butthead when you need them!

hee hee hee, he said long.. hey hey hee.

[RoccoR5955]

36. suffers from micropenis! n/t

[flamingdem]

2. Haw, I'll have to see the replay on that one

missed it, discussing penis size in a debate, a Republican first

[villager]

6. Not really a first. Their whole politics has been disguised dick-wagging for decades..

nt

[flamingdem]

8. Trump just doesn't believe in being polite about it!

Just hope he doesn't win purely on entertainment level.

[7962]

40. The difference is I think Trump would actually take his out and wave it around,

and dare anyone to say he should put it away

[olddad56]

68. perhaps the size is the only reason he hasn't already done that.

[Divernan]

65. Dem. rebuttal sexted by Carlos Danger!

[Gregorian]

3. Well, I've just turned on fox for the very first time.

This is entertainment!

[Happyhippychick]

9. Oh I've watched on election night in 2008 and 2012

Nothing like watching Chris Wallace have to announce that Obama won, it was so delicious. I highly recommend it in 2016.

[RoccoR5955]

37. Well it ain't news! n/t

[colorado_ufo]

70. Me too - amazed myself.

[houston16revival]

4. Uncouth

no other word for him.

[3catwoman3]

27. Actually, I made a new word, just for him.

Crasshole.

[houston16revival]

29. +10x

yup

[saturnsring]

30. oh crap thats beautiful. that's trump a crasshole

[3catwoman3]

35. Why, thank you!

I admit to taking a certain pride in this particular neologism. I love wordplay.

Feel free to spread it around. May be it will catch on.

[saturnsring]

45. no thank yu and a smilie for you

[mnhtnbb]

41. Love it. Add the $$ symbols to make it cra$$hole!

[3catwoman3]

54. Oooh - even better!

I will adopt your enhancement and we can take joint credit.

[colorado_ufo]

71. Well played!

[dixiegrrrrl]

84. Oh, well done!

[bluestateguy]

5. Disgusting

nt

[ChairmanAgnostic]

22. See? We can agree.

[bkkyosemite]

7. He is a true narcissist

[forest444]

12. Those two should get a room.

[L. Coyote]

49. DUzy.

And a tape measure!

[forest444]

52. Zing!

What overgrown teenagers, those two.

If the founding fathers could come back to see some of the people vying to succeed them in the presidency, they'd want to die all over again - although probably not Washington; he'd get busy kicking some serious derrière.

[BeyondGeography]

13. Dipshits on parade

[Ahpook]

14. Should we laugh or cry?

This country freaks me out

[Plucketeer]

15. In Rubee-oh's defense...

I think he might've been intimating as to Donald's BRAIN size.

[tabasco]

16. The republic founded in 1776 is doomed.

There's just no way we're going to be able to turn this around. The American people have become too fucking stupid to participate effectively in a democracy. The "genius of the people" has been degraded and ruined by the overwhelming influence of non-stop corporate propaganda in the mass media. Orwell was a prophet.

[forest444]

42. As long as the country's REAL capital is in the Cayman Islands, all is lost.

But the American people have turned the wayward ship of state around before, and we'll do it again.

[adigal]

53. Actually, I think Huxley had it right. He said what we love will destroy us...computers, video games

People stand on line overnight to buy an iPhone, yet don't vote. All the things that take us away from thinking, being thoughtful people. Neil Postman wrote a great essay about Huxley's take on this called "Amusing Ourselves to Death." I highly recommend it.

[roamer65]

58. It's a mix between Brave New World and 1984.

Sad, but true.

[Major Hogwash]

63. I read both of those authors, and they both had totally negative outlooks on life.

You have to take time out of your life to smell the roses once in awhile.
There is no sense in trying to make sense of it all overnight, after all, it took me more than a week.
Although it is true we live in a much busier society these days, the same type of people still suck at displaying decent social skills.
My grandfather said that to my father who repeated it to me.

And even though I learned everything I know about getting along with other people by the 3rd grade, I still spent 7 years struggling in high school.
Thus, I'm not about to waste my time explaining any of that, except to say, whenever someone says that "there's nothing left to say", give them 5 minutes to think about it, and I'm sure they will find something else to say about it.
Chronic complainers are like that.
And it's never really "over and done with", because the next generation is going to repeat the same dumbass mistakes.

I don't look as old as I am, but I feel older than they think I look, just the same, so what's the diff?
If someone starts a comment with "in my humble opinion", you can't bet it won't be.
It took me 3 years to figure out that "LOL" wasn't some kind of secret society code for "this guy's a jackass".

Sometimes we all need a hand, right across the cheek, to remind us we've got 2 cheeks.
So, count yourself lucky if only 1 cheek got slapped today . . tomorrow could be different.

I could go on and on . . . but most people would stop me, if they knew how.

[davidthegnome]

86. Good post.

Haven't read either of those particular authors - but I agree with you regarding this kind of negativity. Some of the world's greatest thinkers isolate themselves to the point where they become overwhelmingly depressed and negative. Eventually, it can become like a broken record in your head. The human mind is a great and powerful thing - but it needs to be engaged. The ideas within it need to be discussed, debated, and so on. Even for the more scientific, logical individual... random facts in isolation, without something (or someone) to bounce them off of, don't tend to lead to grand conclusions.

When I was in my teens, I once spent four months doing nothing (well, the necessary things aside) but reading. I was so frustrated with my world, people in general - and life in general, that I wanted nothing to do with any of it. I came to all kinds of conclusions about the nature of humanity, the world at large, the grand scheme of things, the universe - and so on. Most of those conclusions I reached (in retrospect) were so absurdly negative as to be idiotic.

My outlook on life these days is primarily positive, but I do think it is wise to consider the validity (or, depending on the case, the lack thereof) of negative perspectives.

All of that said... the contempt that our society often has for the beauty of the human mind is a terrible thing. So many intellectuals spend their lives in isolation, in hiding, doing simple jobs or never going out... because, if they were to say what they think, they fear no one would be able to understand or relate. I have seen people fall into despair, into deep depression, for that very reason. Sadly, this can often lead to suicide - and our world becomes that much a darker place.

The value of one's mind is not to be determined by one's score on a test, by one's supposed "IQ", but by such an immense list of things that we could spend years discussing them. Your mind is a wonderful, beautiful thing ladies and gentlemen... share it with the world.

[mdbl]

74. We went down the memory hole after Reagan was elected

in case no one noticed.

[ellenrr]

79. too true nt

[oldandhappy]

17. I watched the Bernie speech and rally in Kansas. Substantive!

[Ruby the Liberal]

18. My boss: Plans tonight? Me: Republican Debate!

Boss: You abhor Republicans

Me: Yeah, and this is going to be great!

They opened with a dick joke. I can't WAIT for tomorrow.

[notadmblnd]

50. Don't forget to mention that Ted Cruz ate his booger on live TV.

That ought to make his coffee come back up through his nostrils.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017335365

[tomm2thumbs]

19. Rubio will never make it in the big leagues - needs too much water and sunlight

Trump is pretty funny and that is something you can't fake

[mac56]

20. We are now living in Idiocracy.

[Dustlawyer]

31. President Donald "Camacho" Trump!

That about tears it! Republicans must be so proud! Now for another episode of "You whacked my balls!"

[IggleDoer]

21. Of course Trump's penis size is no problem ...

... After all, he inherited $20M. That can make up for your other shortcomings.

[TNNurse]

23. The man has

no class, no dignity, no sense of appropriate behavior. I am so grateful my mother did not live to see how awful this campaign and especially Trump has become.

No one who believes they fit the category of lady or gentleman in the long term sense of those words should be supporting this man.

They should be appalled. Sane and decent people are not supporting him.....if they accept him as a symbol of what is good about this country, they have flunked the sane and decent test.

[TheFarseer]

24. Pretty shocking

but not more shocking than talking about Megan Kelly's period. Like I told my wife, he makes a good point about trade agreements and then ruins it by saying stuff like this. Just can't take him seriously. I think he's getting beat up tonight. Cruz is winning I think.

[NickB79]

25. So the GOP debates have finally turned into a clip from Blazing Saddles

Frankly, I'm surprised it took this long.

[Dustlawyer]

34. Great movie! I think Rubio just wants the Donald's little snitzengruben (sp)!

[liberalnarb]

26. Never thought we'd see a day that presidential candidates would be discussing the size of their junk

on the debate stage. The country is fucked. The Dem nominee, no matter who it is, will be our only chance to be saved from this impending doom.

[3catwoman3]

32. It is a stunning new low, that is...

...for damn sure. I would rather not think about Donald Trump for any reason. i especially do not want to think about his genitalia.

[CTyankee]

81. Actually I was pretty embarrassed when Moni ca told her story about her and Bill's

dalliance. some of it was pretty raunchy...

[saturnsring]

28. wtf the whole world must be face-palming over this .... jeez i cant think of a word to describe it

[3catwoman3]

33. Maybe a picture will do.

[RoccoR5955]

38. Don't make me puke! n/t

[Divernan]

66. Didn't work well for Huma's hubby!

[DesertRat]

39. We can all see the giant dick on stage. n/t

[Bernardo de La Paz]

43. Trump is self-absorbed ego but fundamentally ** insecure **

He has to go to the penis size "issue" when there is no need, except for TheRump's need to make everyone think he is a 'real man' (TM).

A man secure in his masculinity does not need to imply things about his penis size in front of national audiences.

[Chemisse]

75. You're right.

A more secure man would've taken the high road and not mentioned Rubio's penile slam.

Trump HAD to tell the world that his penis was big - he had to.

[elmac]

44. Its definitely a Trump roast, I almost feel sorry for him

I said almost. I'm sure glad Bernie isn't being attacked by his own party, oh wait ???

[Solly Mack]

46. If you have to brag...

Just saying.

[PatrynXX]

47. I got big hands

now why don't I have ********* nevermind you get less kids that way

[olddad56]

69. you know what they say, big hands.....

big gloves.

[HassleCat]

48. "I'm a huge penis!"

"I am a bigger penis than the other candidates. I am a bigger penis that all the Democrats put together. When you vote, make sure you vote for the biggest penis."

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

88. That's why they are nothing but dickheads to me!

[notadmblnd]

51. Who'da thunk it?

An election based on genitals.

[briv1016]

55. So in 158 years we went from the Lincoln-Douglas Debates to "I guarantee you there's no problem"

I don't think it's going to take 500 years to get a President Camacho.

[Kennah]

94. He would be less bad than Trump n/t

[eggplant]

56. Because up til now they've been long on decorum. But penis taunts? That's hitting below the belt. nt

[renate]

57. then what IS his excuse? nt

[truthisfreedom]

59. Sounds like drumpf!

He's got nothin' but high school!

[SunSeeker]

60. It's so lurid that British tabloids are featuring the GOP debate on their front pages.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html


The GOP is the laughing stock of the world.

[rockfordfile]

72. What took the world so long?

[NobodyHere]

62. Dick size matters to two groups of people

Trump supporters and DU Gun Grabbers

[Spitfire of ATJ]

67. ...

[asiliveandbreathe]

91. Hubby is not well today so I

showed him this - they say laughter is the best medicine..now he is bent over LHAO....OMG

Be well all...

[MissMillie]

73. Can you imagine him in talks w/ foreign diplomats?

"Do it my way! I have a bigger penis!"

Seriously?

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

89. And then to his horror, they say: whip it out and compare.

[ladjf]

78. The Republican candidates have moved lower on the dignity scale

than skits on "Saturday Night Live".

[getagrip_already]

80. I'm surprised nobody challenged him....

to 10 minutes on a treadmill at a full run. He is 70 y.o., obese, has probably been drinking excessively, probably has diabetes, and likely doesn't get much exercise.

He'd probably have a heart attack right there.

[1monster]

82. More than I EVER wanted to know, Donald....

He looks bad enough in his clothes. Don't want to even think about the posssibility of him without them.

[hamsterjill]

83. It is a good day to be a Democrat!

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[asiliveandbreathe]

90. What is this really all about - more women than men in University

Excerpts From Huffpo - could this be true??

What The GOP's Dick Anxiety Says About Masculinity In America Right-wing #MasculinitySoFragile.

More women than men in Universities? - Unmarried women starting to gain or earn more than men -

When the entire GOP slate is composed of man-babies trying to appeal to the hearts and fears of terrified American men, is it so surprising that we'd reach a point where candidates use a national political stage to play out their dick anxieties?

More to read at article....

ASILIVEANDBREATHE

[VoteOrDie]

93. Drumpf!