America runs on Rudy: Bankrupt mayor launches bizarre coffee venture as he's crippled by $148m debt
Source: UK Independent
26 minutes ago
After being New York mayor, Trump lawyer, and criminal defendant, Rudy Giuliani is now trying his hand at coffee salesman as he grapples with bankruptcy and debt of $148m.
As proceedings in his bankruptcy case rumbled on this week, Mr Giuliani launched Rudy.Coffee, offering three styles of coffee beans. The first 100 bags are signed by the former mayor, the products website claims, and will begin shipping in June.
The three variations come with tag lines such as fighting for justice with an image of Mr Giuliani from his time as US Attorney for the Southern District of New York; enjoying life, with an image of a flip-flop-wearing Mr Guiliani sitting on a beach; and Americas mayor, with an image of a smiling Mr Giuliani holding a cup.
While former president Donald Trump has chosen to sell sneakers and bibles to cover his legal fees, his former lawyer is flogging three coffee types: bold, morning, and decaf. The bags weigh two pounds each and can be purchased for $29.99.
Read more: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rudy-giuliani-coffee-brand-bankrupt-b2545796.html
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Midnight Writer
(22,102 posts)Gore1FL
(21,251 posts)I was thinking the logo should be his profile, with a dark drip running down his face and into a steaming cup! I wish I had art skills.
Marthe48
(17,436 posts)They don't want to serve coffee, they want to serve a subpeona!
ZonkerHarris
(24,460 posts)It makes me think you can do these private label coffee brands real easy now
keithbvadu2
(37,567 posts)ZonkerHarris
(24,460 posts)jmowreader
(50,709 posts)ArkansasDemocrat1
(1,505 posts)SWBTATTReg
(22,550 posts)everything he's touched. I wouldn't trust Rudi, as he would substitute fake coffee or such into the 'real' coffee, to save a buck or two.
Traurigkeit
(937 posts)Ripoff at $2.99
COL Mustard
(6,138 posts)Like civet coffee thats supposed to be very exotic. No thanks.
Emrys
(7,362 posts)Just asking for ... well, Rudy Giuliani.
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,423 posts)mpcamb
(2,901 posts)Rudy's stalling in hopes of a pardon.
He's got it stashed in Europe and the Caribbean and anywhere you can avoid a bank trail.
This operation is guaranteed to lose scads of money, further confusing the issue of what he'll pay.
Jail him. Sort it out. He can live in a homeless encampment after he pays up and then off to jail.
FakeNoose
(33,425 posts)... now he's decided to spend it immediately to make sure he never can pay those fines and back taxes.
Warren_Pointe
(332 posts)He's already made a commercial for it.[link:
|area51
(11,977 posts)![](https://chockfullonuts.com/cdn/shop/products/00071038000478_A1C1_460x.png)
jmowreader
(50,709 posts)Chock full o'Nuts is a very respectable brand. Rudy is...not.
The Wizard
(12,603 posts)Old Crank
(3,846 posts)That fits because he has helped poison America.
C_U_L8R
(45,086 posts)No one needs this magat swampwater made from Roody's hair drippings.
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(109,379 posts)Maybe his coffee is spiked.
Kennah
(14,407 posts)Captain Zero
(6,991 posts)tah dah