McDonald’s Installing DNA Spray-Dousing Security Systems

[lexw]

Source: ABC news, world

Big McBrother is watching you.

Read more: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/01/mcdonalds-installing-spray-dousing-security-systems/

[Ken Burch]

1. Will they be spraying Ronald's DNA on us?

And...if so...how(dear God)did they collect it?

[formercia]

2. Trickle-Down Security.

A little Bobblehead Ronald over each door like some Italian Fountain, peeing on the Perps.

[ForgoTheConsequence]

3. OMG HOW DARE THEY!

This is just like Nazi Germany. Glen Beck tried to warn us.


If only there was some way to avoid this, like maybe not robbing McDonalds. Crazy talk I know.

[Ken Burch]

5. "They'll pry those McNuggets out of my hot, greasy hands". n/t.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Ain't gonna stop tha Hamburglar!

robble robble

[RandiFan1290]

6. F*#K You! I'm Eating

[okaawhatever]

7. It would explain why we haven't seen the hamburgalar around in awhile. n/t