TRUMP SAYS HE HAS BEEN TREATED VERY UNFAIRLY BY PEOPLE WHO WROTE CONSTITUTION

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hinting darkly that “there’s something going on,” Donald J. Trump complained on Friday that he has been treated “very unfairly” by the people who wrote the United States Constitution.

“If the Constitution prevented me from doing one or two things, I’d chalk that up to bad luck,” he said. “But when literally everything I want to do is magically a violation of the Constitution, that’s very unfair and bad treatment.”

Lashing out at the document’s authors, Trump said that “America is a great country, but we have maybe the worst constitution writers in the world.”

“Russia has much better constitution writers than we do,” he said. “I talked to Putin, and he said their constitution never gives him problems.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-he-has-been-treated-very-unfairly-by-people-who-wrote-constitution

[elleng]

1. RIGHT! 3 or more useless men become a CONGRESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=A3TGbKfkwGA

[NYETNYET]

2. That is so sad!

There have been so many unbelievable and ridiculous things to come out our so-called presidents mouth(s). I am talking about either or both of them. I was into the second paragraph before it hit me... Really, is this how bad it's gotten. Is this the level of stupid from the White House we expect every day? It's not just the White House. How about all the world globes being flattened in schools. How tall do the tales have to get before we stop having to take a breath to decide did they or didn't they really say that?

[simguy225]

3. I know it is getting very hard to tell anymore

but Borwitz is a satirist.

[DesertRat]

4. LOL, I love good satire!

Borowitz is one of my favorites!