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Sat Mar 3, 2018, 03:27 PM

Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb



WASHINGTON—Noting that the resignation of Anthony Scaramucci as White House communications director marked the ouster of the third top administration official in less than two weeks, a worried populace told reporters Monday that it was unsure how many former Trump staffers it could safely reabsorb.

“Jesus, we can’t just take back these assholes all at once—we need time to process one before we get the next,” said 53-year-old Gregory Birch of Naperville, IL, echoing the concerns of 323 million Americans in also noting that the country was only now truly beginning to reintegrate former national security advisor Michael Flynn.

“This is just not sustainable. I’d say we can handle maybe one or two more former members of Trump’s inner circle over the remainder of the year, but that’s it. This country has its limits.”

At press time, the American populace was wearily hoping it had even 48 hours before it had to figure out how to take back Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

UPDATE: The U.S. populace confirmed that they could not handle all of these pieces of shit trying to rejoin society at once.

https://politics.theonion.com/nation-not-sure-how-many-ex-trump-staffers-it-can-safel-1823468346

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Zorro Mar 2018 OP
marylandblue Mar 2018 #1
underpants Mar 2018 #2
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Sat Mar 3, 2018, 03:30 PM

1. Can we deport them?

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Sat Mar 3, 2018, 03:39 PM

2. HR Manager: There's a gap in your employment history, care to explain that?

Interviewee: I was in jail
HR Manager: Are you sure you weren't working in the Trump administration?
Interviewee: Nope, it was jail. Definitely jail.













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Sun Mar 4, 2018, 08:35 AM

3. ...

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Sun Mar 4, 2018, 09:53 AM

4. Kick

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