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Thu Jul 23, 2020, 01:15 PM

Thanks to COVID-19, Houston is home to Texas' first drive-thru strip club.

July 21, 2020
Well this is quite the read!




"Would you like a side of glitter with that burger?"

If you're a fan of exotic dancers and eating in your car then Vivid Gentleman's Club is probably your kind of pandemic paradise. The struggling Houston-based strip club now has a drive-thru.

Black metal barricades separate the dancers from the cars, and dollar bills litter the asphalt between the white siding of the tent walls. The purplish-blue lighting casts a familiar (to club-goers) ambience over the scene, but obvious reminders of the pandemic remain; some of the performers are in face masks.

While restaurants are now allowed to operate at 50 percent capacity and bars are still currently shut down with the option of to-go sales, strip clubs fall in a gray area between bars and restaurants, depending on the business. In an effort dedicated to supporting their staff, Vivid Gentlemen’s Club decided to take their shot at the drive-thru experience by becoming Texas’ first drive-thru strip club.

I’m assuming every red-blooded American is familiar with the drive-thru experience: you order your food, you wait in a line, you receive said food and you move on with your life. Vivid has managed to replicate this experience… with a few notable differences

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Once inside the tent, every car has a two-song limit so “you’re able to get some live entertainment” while your food is being prepared, according to general manager Gino DiLollo.

The “live entertainment” are masked and unmasked performers dancing from behind steel barricades.

The concept is not entirely original. The Lucky Devil Lounge in Portland was the first to implement the drive-thru. But it is still a risky way to throw a lifeline to employees in an industry some may not consider at the moment, or look down on.

“We racked the numbers and thought ‘should we do it?’ and realized that IF we do it, we’re doing it for the entertainers, the staff and employees”, explains DiLollo, “Because to keep us open, we just can’t do the numbers. We’re not making any money. This is purely for the staff.”

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We’re trying to get a restaurant license so we can open up as a restaurant and then we’re able to have people in here," DiLollo said. "Instead of operating more like a bar, we would operate more like a restaurant. We’re trying to adapt to the times and whatever cards we’re being dealt.”
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https://www.chron.com/local/amp/Would-you-like-a-side-of-glitter-with-that-burger-15423217.php?utm_source=t.co&fbclid=IwAR0QMCEy94S2BM5rKTwKLORbVpcNcYepY6fIrdy2uw7PhhffOXlcGAOdQy0&utm_campaign=CMS%20Sharing%20Tools%20

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Budi Jul 2020 OP
Throck Jul 2020 #1
Budi Jul 2020 #3
LastDemocratInSC Jul 2020 #2
Budi Jul 2020 #4
Throck Jul 2020 #5
Budi Jul 2020 #6
calguy Jul 2020 #7
Budi Jul 2020 #8

Response to Budi (Original post)

Thu Jul 23, 2020, 01:20 PM

1. Taxes and bribes are involved somewhere.

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Response to Throck (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 23, 2020, 01:24 PM

3. Be sure of that. But..but.. "its for the workers. We make no money from this"

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Response to Budi (Original post)

Thu Jul 23, 2020, 01:24 PM

2. What are the things on the wheels of both cars?

Looks like attachments to the wheels.

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Response to LastDemocratInSC (Reply #2)

Thu Jul 23, 2020, 01:26 PM

4. Glitter spewing spinners?

Just a guess..

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Response to Budi (Original post)

Thu Jul 23, 2020, 01:32 PM

5. Stimulus package?

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Response to Throck (Reply #5)

Thu Jul 23, 2020, 01:37 PM

6. Oh geez, yup. Of course...

That would be reason enough to invest in some cheezy covid tents.
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Response to Budi (Original post)

Thu Jul 23, 2020, 01:48 PM

7. Nice, but.....

if you want a hood dance, that'll cost ya extra.

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Response to calguy (Reply #7)

Thu Jul 23, 2020, 01:55 PM

8. LOL.. that'd be in a seperate tent .. while gnawing down that burger

Egad..

At least they have to stay in their car.

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