It's time for the brat in the White House to make his great escape
Opinion by Kathleen Parker
In the film version of Dan Browns Angels and Demons, the most memorable scene features the popes camerlengo, or right-hand man, hijacking a helicopter from St. Peters Square, along with, implausibly, a vessel containing antimatter.
The camerlengo ostensibly intends to save the Vatican from an antimatter attack plotted by various church conspirators. In fact, the plotter is the camerlengo himself. What matters today is that the camerlengo bails out just before the chopper explodes and, wearing a parachute, floats celestially to the basilica roof, where he kneels in prayer and is proclaimed a hero-savior.
Ive ruined the movie if you havent seen it, but stand by: Another movie about getaways is in the making, starring President Trump, who is said to be plotting a dramatic exit from the White House aboard Marine One in his last government-subsidized chopper ride, followed by a flight to Florida for a rally timed opposite the inauguration ceremony of President-elect Joe Biden.
What a sad little man.
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