CONSERVATIVES LOSE THEIR MINDS!

[sebastianj333]

as if any of them ever had one, but thanks to the re-election of President Obama, I get to sit back and LMAO at these idiots.

Check it out for a good laugh (and apologies if already posted somewhere else)


Conservatives lose their minds online at news Obama wins 2nd term.
- Calls for God to smite USA in retaliation, secession
- Call to set up a moon base for the right wing and shoot rocks at earth. Seriously.

[link:http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/288809_Conservatives_lose_their_minds|
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/288809_Conservatives_lose_their_minds

Conservatives lose their minds online at news Obama wins 2nd term Including shock at how right wing media lied to them, blaming “Damned hippies and commies” for voting Democrat and calls for God to smite America, calls for armed revolt, hatred of their own children who voted for Obama and calls to set up a moon base for the right wing and shoot rocks at earth……

I use Freerepublic as the gold standard of online rightwingism. I go there and do this not to start flame wars but to show you how far the right wing has fallen into wingnutism (and because it is funny). I also go there so I can spare you the pain of reading through these comments.

here's just a few:

To: LiveFreeOrDie2001

OBAMA DID NOTHING TO DESERVE RE-ELECTION!!!

Imagine what it would be like if we controlled the schools and the media.

Instead, the communists have them.

Take your kids out of government schools, and turn off every news station except for Fox and The Blaze.



OKAY… Let me get this straight…

According to Rasmussen, voter ID has switched about 13.5% in favor of Republicans since 2008.

Independents are overwhelmingly going towards Romney.

Many Democrates are voting for Romney.

2010 was a BLOWOUT for Republicans.

Republicans are highly motivated to throw these jokers out, because of the garbage they’ve foisted on the country.

And this MARXIST actually stands a chance of winning AGAIN??!!

You’ve got to be kidding me!! Something sure doesn’t smell right here!

[Bluzmann57]

1. In order to lose one's mind

One has to have a mind to lose. The one person who said he or she now hates "me son" is just pathetic. Hate your son just because he voted differently than you? Yeah, nice family values there.

[codjh9]

5. They are so hypocritical it's unbelievable

[ailsagirl]

9. Was just going to say that: one has to have a mind in the first place!

[Enrique]

2. we're laughing now

but we won't be laughing when we see their moon rocks coming at us! At 25,000 mph!

[Flashmann]

3. Many Democrates are voting for Romney.

That was the election on Planet Kolob,numbnuts......

[Caretha]

4. Do we get to vote?

Cuz I'm kinda thinkin' I like the Moon Base thingy. Btw, that is without socially supported oxygen for the moon immigrants, right?

[codjh9]

6. Your key words were 'as if any of them ever had one'. You can't reason with these nuts! As the

bumper sticker says, 'Minds are like parachutes: they only function when open'.

[AAO]

7. This is one low information voter! (my responses in bold)

OKAY… Let me get this straight… (impossible)

According to Rasmussen, voter ID has switched about 13.5% in favor of Republicans since 2008. (Rasmussen? BWAHAHA!)

Independents are overwhelmingly going towards Romney. (Really!)

Many Democrates are voting for Romney. (Maybe Democrates were, but no Democrats I know of)

2010 was a BLOWOUT for Republicans. (Only because dems stayed home)

Republicans are highly motivated to throw these jokers out, because of the garbage they’ve foisted on the country. (What garbage? Socialism? What a maroon!)

And this MARXIST actually stands a chance of winning AGAIN??!! (No, there aren't any running)

You’ve got to be kidding me!! Something sure doesn’t smell right here! (I'm not kidding, and you're right about your smell)

[They_Live]

8. Democrates...

...my favorite Greek philosopher.

[Bill USA]

10. Wait a minute, didn't they already lose them to become Conservatives???

recommended.

[Ash_F]

11. This one is special:

The national civilian army has their orders, REVENGE, there is no living with it.
I say bring it. I have lived a good life and served my country in time of war. I am ready.

great...

[DiverDave]

12. Huh, I wonder who gave the order?

those voices in their heads must be awfully loud.