If this isn't a floating version of hell I don't know what is?

[geefloyd46]

The highlight of the cruise is when the guests have half the crew deported and there is no one on the ship to get them things.

[deutsey]

1. I would rather take a cruise on that oceanliner that had all the sewage

backing up into the rooms and hallways.

On second thought, this is probably the same type of experience.

[Turbineguy]

3. The difference being

that those who were on the sewage cruise didn't volunteer for it.

[darkangel218]

2. Holy shit!!!! imagine being stuck on a boat full of repukes!!

[Plucketeer]

14. There's enough involuntary trial to my every day

Of course - now that I think of it - a week on this ship could make my usual impediments seem like child's play!

[KansDem]

4. *ahem*

[SamKnause]

5. Cruise

The old, all white, out of touch cruise. (Yes, I am white, I am old; will be 60 this month, but I have zero in common with these people.)

I don't want this country to go in the direction these people are trying to take it.

That would be a severe punishment, not a vacation !!!!!

[hue]

6. ...with convenient stops at your off shore bank accounts in the Channel Islands...

[WhoIsNumberNone]

7. What? You mean this isn't a spoof?

I fully expected this to be from Saturday Night Live or something

[RevStPatrick]

8. As if that cruise ship isn't disgusting enough already...

And I'd wager that the urine to soup ratio is off the charts.

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/3-dark-facts-cruise-lines-dont-want-you-to-know/

[LongTomH]

22. Given the sweatshop working conditions in these floating hells.......

........I will lose all respect for the crew if they're not taking every opportunity to piss in the soup AND the drinks!!!!!

"Ahh! A dirty martini, just the way I like it!!"

[adieu]

24. Wow. I have had designs on going on an occasional cruise

but with more information, even if from Cracked.com, I'm inclined to do something more landlocked. I've never been too thrilled about being on a large cruise line anyway.

I'd prefer a smaller, 30 person yacht or something.

[southmost]

9. this is from The Onion

amirite?

[KansDem]

10. "Conservative Party?"

At 1'20" the man says this cruise "gives him great hope for the future of the 'Conservative Party.'"

"Conservative Party?"

He can't even say "the word!"

C'mon, now: say it! SAY IT!!!

R...R...Re...Re...Rep...REPUBLICAN!!!

There! That wasn't hard, was it?

[tomm2thumbs]

11. *** OMG *** literally the conservative movm't is lost at sea

Thanks for posting - this was laughable and showcases the direction the conservative movement is going... dying off, lost, no rudder and feeding off old money.

[circlethesquare]

12. WOW!!

The cruise is all old white people. Who would've guessed?

[onehandle]

13. That's a lot of white people over the age of 68.

Tick tock...

[BillyRibs]

15. STOP! PLEASE NO MORE!

I'd rather set my hair on fire and have it put out with a sledge hammer!

[Populist_Prole]

16. Holy Shite, it's a veritable 'Bubble Boat'

I too thought it was a parody, but it's for real! People so insular and vile they have to make even taking vacations abroad an a sterile bubble. Amazing.

[02potato]

17. where is an iceberg when you need one!

[faithnomore]

18. Ship of Ghouls

Aren't our oceans polluted enough already?

[yends21012]

19. If you could stomach it for a week...

Would it be wrong to go undercover? Most of the conversations would be utter bullshit, but with some pretty well connected conservative people on the boat, there would bound to be "47%" moments to be captured on video.

[hatrack]

20. So white, so old, so preppy, so . . . white and old and preppy

P.J. O'Rourke? Oh, yeah, nothing like Dennis Miller for old rich people to tickle the ribs.

Fucking shoot me . . .

[Half-Century Man]

21. Within 40 seconds my mind said...

pale elderly stroke fest.

[nonoxy9]

23. Conservative heaven: where the only people of color on board are serving you!