The Onion: Nation Demands New Photograph Of Edward Snowden

[DeSwiss]

The Onion·Published on Jun 14, 2013

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[Tx4obama]

1. Yes! That photo of him is getting to be really old. I'd like to see a photo of him...

... being arrested and/or being brought back to The USA

[Th1onein]

4. I'm sure you would, TX4obama. How sad.

He's a hero. Deal with it.

[Tx4obama]

5. Snowden is a criminal and a traitor. What is sad is that some folks are calling him a hero.

Definition of TRAITOR

1) one who betrays another's trust or is false to an obligation or duty
2) one who commits treason

Deal with that

[MADem]

2. That's some 'better' Onion, as Onion goes.

I too admit I am sick of that photo, particularly that large mole on the side of his neck--I feel like a doctor should have a look at that thang.

[Rhiannon12866]

3. LOL! Yes, I'm sick of that photo, too, though I got much more sick of this one:

[pacalo]

6. OMG! ^^This^^

So unexpected, I'm recommending this thread because of your post.

[Rhiannon12866]

7. LOL! Thanks!

I couldn't resist because that was the first thing that came to mind. The Snowden pic's only been around for a couple of weeks. And I know that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was a real bad guy, but after a few years, didn't you get sick of seeing that awful picture, too?!

[pacalo]

8. I sure was sick of seeing that picture!

Perfect picture to use as an "oh yeah?" statement!

[Rhiannon12866]

9. Exactly!

[Buzz Clik]

10. 93-year-old fuckup graduates from college.

Seems harsh.