Pic Of The Moment: Ted Cruz Reacts To The End Of The Government Shutdown (REAL QUOTE)

[EarlG]

"It was an incredible victory." - Ted Cruz

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[Renew Deal]

1. He's got a certain North Korean quality to his propaganda

[Coyotl]

15. Not to mention Alice in Wonderland - the up is down quality that comes from too much tea

[LongTomH]

28. I checked out the Ale Party on Facebook!

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Ale-Party/116964078408066

I'm going to have fun posting some of their stuff to my page to piss off my conservative friends!

[Hubert Flottz]

34. Should be the THC party...

They must all be smoking the shit that killed Elvis. Love the picture of Bigmouth Barbie.

[Cha]

51. "Madness" or practicing some of that "North Korean" style propaganda.. the poster above

talked about..





ROFL!
h/t sheshe http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3876214

[Godot51]

49. The thrill of victory...

Says: "It was an incredible victory". Means: "I got my my name and face all over the place".

[L0oniX]

2. hmmm

[TBF]

3. That fool is dangerous. nt

[eShirl]

4. As in, non-credible.

[KurtNYC]

35. I don't find it credible. For us literal-minded types, Cruz is telling the truth.

[qanda]

5. The new Baghdad Bob

LOL

[The Last Dem.]

36. good one.

The new Baghdad Bob.

[freshwest]

42. Yeah, but I liked Bob:

Cruz is just plain creepy!

[AlbertCat]

6. It WAS an "Incredible Victory"!!!!

For the Dems in Congress! (everybody else loses)

Thanx Teddy-poo....

[Ash_F]

7. Hahaha! The US reduced a country to rubble! /nt

[BillyRibs]

8. I remember Bagdad Bob!

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I Know crown Edwardo Cruz, Teabag Ted!

[wandy]

17. Baghead Ted? nt

[Duval]

18. :) Thanks, BillyRibs

[Nitram]

9. I know

politicians always try to put a positive spin on everything, but this takes the cake.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. He's delusional.

[ailsagirl]

54. He's either touched in the head

or trying like hell to save face in the wake of the most massively screwed-up stunt they've ever pulled. Either way, the repuke death knell has sounded.

[reflection]

11. Villian Ted's Excrement Adventure (TM).

What a delusional fuck-knuckle.

[MADem]

12. Yeah, by Obama, Pelosi, and Reid....! nt

[grantcart]

13. It's like a 4th string quarterback getting tackled in the end zone for a safety

and then jumping up and yelling "Hey I just scored 2 points".

[bearssoapbox]

14. God's none to happy with 'Cruz The Crazy'.

https://www.facebook.com/deadstate.org?ref=stream

[Coyotl]

16. The damage to Obama's economic recovery WAS their victory!

Once you recognize what they are trying to do, the veracity of his claim becomes apparent!
Put yourself in his clown shoes!

[volstork]

19. Shades of

"Mission Accomplished"

[calimary]

20. That reminds me of a cartoon I saw shortly after the World Trade Center attacks.

Don't know how to find it and I didn't think to save a copy of it at the time, but basically:

It showed a pile of smoking rubble, and standing on top of it was a ragtag skinny bearded guy with a turban and ripped clothing and dirt smudges and a virulently angry face and open mouth (screaming, of course) and fist in the air, proclaiming "victory." Yeah. "Victory" over a smoldering pile of wreckage. THAT'S your victory, asshole. Happy now? That all you've got is a pile of smoking, smoldering rubble and utter wreckage? You must be SO proud.

[MyNameGoesHere]

21. señor Cruz R-Canada/Cuba you won an incredible victory

You did what Democrats have been trying years to do. Tear your party to shreds. Well played.

[TRoN33]

22. My friends in DU...

This is one biggest douche asshat in the history of politics. Mitch McConnell used to be the most unpopular senator in the history in many polls. Now he should be glad that its not the case anymore, thanks to Ted Cruz. Even Texans are beginning to realize the true face of Ted Cruz, they're having their own disdain toward this Second-Coming of Jesus-wannabe, Ted Cruz.

[TheCowsCameHome]

23. Hahahahahahahahaha.

EarlG, you are a treasure.

[wilt the stilt]

24. so said General Custer n/t

[eShirl]

25. It's only a flesh wound.

[Half-Century Man]

38. Well, I know what I'll be doing this afternoon

Taking a break from our twisted world in the twisted world of Monte Python.

[libodem]

26. All that

And Richard Nixon's nose, McCarthy's face, and Pee Wee Herman's sensibility. Colossal Frankenstein monster.

[AZ Mike]

27. The new incarnation of....

....Baghdad Bob!!!

[Blue Owl]

29. Delusions of rancor

One wonders what it would take to burst Ted's fantasy bubble...

[Amonester]

30. Claims the tearorist-in-chief, happy to cash-in a million bucks, all the while...

taxpayers will have to foot the $24 Billion his tearorist lunacy have cost them.

Make that $24 Billion price tag visible for all to see, please, since he is "fiscally responsible" so often... (once being too often already).

[eggplant]

31. "incredible" is the correct word choice here.

Certainly it wasn't a credible victory.

[onestepforward]

32. TheObamadiary.com tweeted this picture

an hour ago:

TheObamaDiary.com ?@TheObamaDiary 1h
'Ted Cruz Reacts To End Of #GOPShutdown' pic.twitter.com/l7hmWjxQ1h

Retweeted by LOLGOP

[Hubert Flottz]

33. Note the Hitler like hand gestures...

He must have the same dynamic stagecraft coaches/PR crew, that the Germans used in the 1930s. Der Fuckwad needs to be dropped off back across our northern border, ASAP. Can you Imagine that fascist as President of the US? We would be invading every country that was to weak to resist. Because they're there!

Big Headline on Google/CNN..."The republican were the big Winners" I think that was a typo and was meant to read..."Big Whiners"

Speaker Mr "Boo Hoo Hoo Hoo" Boner, had the votes all along. Lying is all in a days work for a Go Go GOPer. That was a very costly series of lies Mr Woofer.

[Half-Century Man]

37. Has to be asked

If T Cruz was hit with a drug dart containing 100 micrograms of LSD, would he land on this planet?

[Jamaal510]

39. I'm calling it right now:

Ted Cruz is an undercover Dem.

[Oakenshield]

47. It's worse than that...

He's a.....wait for it.....Canadian Double Agent!

[Bill USA]

40. Biggest Horse's ass in D.C. and that's saying a helluva lot.

recommended!

[rocktivity]

41. Mission Accomplished, Ted

You've qualified to have a psychosis named after you!


rocktivity

[Beartracks]

43. Just this....................

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[Towlie]

44. Well, it certainly wasn't a credible victory, and if it's not credible then it must be incredible.

[muntrv]

45. Sounds similar to this dingbat from Detroit News

The verdict is in, and it’s nearly unanimous: Republicans are to blame for the government shutdown, and their ham-handed stab at derailing Obamacare marks the beginning of the end for the Grand Old Party.

That’s the judgment of pundits who are gleefully documenting the Republicans’ self-destruction. Commentators are sizzling over intraparty feuding, certain the conservative movement has finally been vanquished, and are even drawing parallels between the Republican Party and the Confederacy.

These opinion leaders are armed with polls confirming voters’ low regard for the GOP. And for sure, the polls don’t look good.

One released in Michigan this week, for example, finds 46 percent of state voters place the fault for the shutdown on Republicans, while 36 percent blame President Barack Obama.

Bad news for the GOP, right? Maybe. But the survey by Mitchell Research for the Marketing Resource Group of Lansing also asks voters whether they have been personally affected by the two-week partial closure of federal functions.

Some 80 percent say they haven’t been affected much at all by an event that was cast in apocalyptic terms by Obama and his media chorus.

Does it matter that voters hold Republicans accountable for something that hardly caused a ripple in their daily lives?

The stock markets held steady, despite the president’s attempt to jawbone them into a panic. And even though the administration tried to maximize the pain by barricading the national monuments and other stunts, it turns out the nonessential functions of government truly are nonessential for most of us. It may well fall into the category of “No harm, no foul.”

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From The Detroit News: http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20131017/OPINION01/310170005#ixzz2i1fDGUwv

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20131017/OPINION01/310170005/Who-caused-shutdown-Who-cares-?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|FRONTPAGE|p

[Nanjing to Seoul]

46. First we had Baghdad Bob, now we have Texas Ted.

[Cha]

50. Yeah, for ted's fucking bank account.

[blkmusclmachine]

52. Megalomania

Dangerous demagoguery

etc.

[lonestarnot]

53. LMAO.