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Quixote1818

(28,968 posts) Tue Apr 1, 2014, 10:52 PM Apr 2014

Noah's Ark - Awkward Moments Children's Bible (Floaters)

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Noah's Ark - Awkward Moments Children's Bible (Floaters) (Original Post) Quixote1818 Apr 2014 OP

"But He LOVES you....." Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2014 #1

...and he needs money! nt Quixote1818 Apr 2014 #2

AWESOME!! SkyDaddy7 Apr 2014 #3

Do exactly what I tell you... paleotn Apr 2014 #4

But god has a thing for... N_E_1 for Tennis Apr 2014 #5

And isn't there a bird that spends almost its entire life in flight? fasttense Apr 2014 #7

Laughing out loud! Auggie Apr 2014 #6

Written by Horus Gilgamesh . . . ET Awful Apr 2014 #8

God's such a screw up cpwm17 Apr 2014 #9

Cut God some slack... movingviolation Apr 2014 #10

Spitfire of ATJ

(32,723 posts)

1. "But He LOVES you....."

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Tue Apr 1, 2014, 11:42 PM

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Quixote1818

(28,968 posts)

2. ...and he needs money! nt

Reply to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #1)

Tue Apr 1, 2014, 11:47 PM

Apr 2014

SkyDaddy7

(6,045 posts)

3. AWESOME!!

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Wed Apr 2, 2014, 04:56 AM

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paleotn

(17,956 posts)

4. Do exactly what I tell you...

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Wed Apr 2, 2014, 07:14 AM

Apr 2014

....or I'll kill you. Better yet, I'll torture you for all eternity. Now that's what I call a relationship based on love.

N_E_1 for Tennis

(9,775 posts)

5. But god has a thing for...

Reply to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Wed Apr 2, 2014, 08:03 AM

Apr 2014

Aquatic mammals and fish. Noah really didn't have to put them on the ark, did he?

fasttense

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7. And isn't there a bird that spends almost its entire life in flight?

Reply to N_E_1 for Tennis (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 2, 2014, 09:45 AM

Apr 2014

I think it is a swift, though not sure and too lazy to google. But you know the bird kind of outsmarted God there because a world wide flood probably impacted it very little.

Auggie

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6. Laughing out loud!

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Wed Apr 2, 2014, 09:25 AM

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ET Awful

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8. Written by Horus Gilgamesh . . .

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Wed Apr 2, 2014, 09:48 AM

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BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cpwm17

(3,829 posts)

9. God's such a screw up

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Wed Apr 2, 2014, 12:49 PM

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So much for being all knowing, because apparently this God critter couldn't see the future of what its creation would become. Anyone with any common sense would know that curious creatures like humans have minds of their own.

So now God makes babies cry.

movingviolation

(310 posts)

10. Cut God some slack...

Reply to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Thu Apr 3, 2014, 12:19 AM

Apr 2014

after all, he did kill his only begotten son in order to give himself an out for not punishing us for breaking his own made up rules......maybe, but only if you "believe."

Wow, no wonder psyho teapublicans identify with old test god, he is one of them , and it justifies their own cruelty and arrogance.

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