"I Know Because I Won Both of Them." What Obama Should Have Said Next....
"If you want another chance to catch me, you'll have to change the term limit law, and then order some more birdseed from ACME."-Contrived rumors about fake birth certificates
-Town Hall meetings full of angry crackpots bussed in by Koch brothers front organizations
-Trumped up scandals over the IRS, Fast & Furious, and Benghazi
-Contempt votes against his Attorney General
-Record breaking numbers of filibusters by Senate Republicans
-Record numbers of appointments blocked
-Frivolous lawsuits filed over his lawful use of Executive Orders
-CONSTANT threats of impeachment
-Shenanigans with hidden camera ACORN videos edited by jackoffs
-TRUCK LOADS of dark money thrown into the election by plutocrats and multinational corporations
-Government shutdowns with midnight renditions of Green Eggs and Ham, and staged riots at National War Memorials
-Six years of continuous, uninterrupted, 24/7 bullshit from Fox News, simultaneously calling him a tyrannical dictator and a wimp without worry over the contradiction
Not only did they throw everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink at this guy, but they also threw the bathroom sink AND the toilet at him, AND HE'S STILL SMILING.
I really love this guy!
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That is what he should have said.
of Congress gave mocking, jeering applause for a President who stated
that he did not have to / could not run for another election ?
(But your nose....it's still rather large. 
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Ah no! That’s too brief, young man!
You might have said…Oh!… a hundred things, to plan
by varying the tone ... for example just suppose…
Aggressive: ‘I, Sir, if I had such a nose,
I’d have it amputated on the spot!’
Friendly: ‘But it must drown itself a lot,
you need a drinking-bowl of a special shape!’
Descriptive: ‘It’s a rock! ... A peak! ... A cape!
What’s that, it’s a cape?….. It’s a peninsular!’
Curious: ‘That oblong bag what’s it serve you for?
A sheath for scissors? Or a writing case?’
Gracious: ‘Do you love the winged race
so much, that you benignly set yourself
to provide their little claws with a shelf!’
Insolent: ‘Sir, when that pipe of yours glows
does the tobacco smoke rise from your nose
and make the neighbours cry, your chimney’s on fire?’
Considerate: ‘Have a care, ... lest your head grow tired
of such a weight ... and it’s the ground you sit on!’
Tender: ‘Have a small umbrella fashioned,
for fear lest in sunshine it lose all its colour!’
Pedantic: ‘That rare beast, Aristophanes, Sir,
named Hippocamp-elephanto-camelos,
must have on its head such flesh, such a solid boss!’
Familiar: ‘The latest fashion, my friend, that crook
for hanging your hat on? True, it’s a useful hook!’
Eloquent: ‘No winds at all, majestic nose
can give you colds! Except when the mistral blows!’
Dramatic: ‘When it bleeds it’s the Red Sea!’
Admiring: ‘What a sign for a perfumery!’
Lyric: ‘Is this a conch? ... are you a Triton?’
Simple: ‘This monument, when does it open?’
Respectful: ‘Sir, allow me to congratulate you
that’s what we call owning a gabled view!’
Rustic: ‘Nah! That thing a nose? No way, not it!
That’s a dwarf pumpkin, or a giant turnip!’
Military: ‘Point that thing towards the cavalry!’
Practical: ‘Do you want it entered in the lottery!
Certainly, sir, it would be the biggest prize!’
Or lastly ... parodying Pyramus’s sighs:
‘Behold the nose that mars its owner’s nature
destroying harmony! It blushes now, the traitor!’
- That’s an idea, sir, of what you might have said, ...
Also a good translation, even though they changed S.O.T. to A.S.S.
That's what the GOP does!
