Does anyone have any idea how to combat Winger Nuttiness?

[zebonaut]

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[Warpy]

1. Clozaril

You need frequent blood work but it stops the hallucinations and paranoia.

[jmowreader]

3. That level of hallucination and paranoia - will Clozaril stop it?

I was thinking Thorazine. I'm fairly sure one of those little pumps diabetics use for their insulin, but filled with Propofol instead, might work better.

[Warpy]

4. Depends on whether you want them functional or comatose

I'd rather try for functional first.

[jmowreader]

5. With some of them, you're starting from scratch if you want functional

[libodem]

11. Long acting injectable Prolixin

[cantbeserious]

2. Stupid Is As Stupid Speaks

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[Spitfire of ATJ]

6. This is a prime example of someone who didn't even know who the president was...

Until they woke up one morning and heard a black guy was it the White House.

Their first reaction was, "How'd THAT happen?" and so they asked around and nobody THEY knew voted for him (or voted for that matter) so there MUST be an explanation as to how he could have won.

Then they tuned into FOX "News" and saw Glenn Beck teach them all about it on his blackboards. The election was obviously stolen by sinister forces.

Somewhere in there some heavy drinking could be involved. I can picture this woman passed out on the kitchen floor with an empty box of wine in the fridge.

[Half-Century Man]

7. I'm guessing

A psilocybin/mescaline hybrid grown on radioactive cow poop is responsible for that.
Or a steady diet of Sean Hannity.

[Jack Rabbit]

8. No, I guess Barack Obama is not related to his grandfather

On whose shoulders he sits in this old photo . . .
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Jesus Christ, lady, sit down, shut up and don't get up until you are ready to talk sense.

As for the steer manure about his being cloned from Akhenaten, no one is absolutely certain if Akhenaten's mummy has ever been recovered. He was very unpopular both during and after his reign; his name and image were chiseled out wherever any one could find it.

[world wide wally]

9. Well, someone may have been to Mars

She could be the poster girl for mental health care!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

13. Keep in mind that these people probably have guns too.

[edgineered]

14. It's all fairly unconvincing until one considers the trip to Mars.

Now excuse me while I rush out for the latest edition of World Weekly News (or whatever it is). BTW, how much copper wire should be sewn into the roof of my car to keep them from tracing my route?

[Plucketeer]

10. There's NOT enough hours in a day to suit me

and yet..... this poor, bug-eyed thing has too many of them on her hands.

[1monster]

12. Hahhahaha! Surely this is from the onion! I had to stop just under three

minutes in. The clone of Akhenaten?!

Somebody been way too much!

[zebonaut]

15. Conclusion