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[EarlG]

The Republican Presidential Candidates Share Their Takeaways From the Paris Attacks

GOP offers a lesson on how not to respond to terrorism

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[femmocrat]

1. First rec!

[Iliyah]

2. g g g g g g g g g g g

WW3 with these a-holes is a guarantee, I have no doubt on that.

[Initech]

3. Why am I reminded of John McCain singing "Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran"?

[yuiyoshida]

22. That was my first

exact thought too.

[niyad]

4. absolutely none of the above. what an unimpressive bunch of chickenhawk idiots.

[MADem]

5. And good ole RMONEY just showed us his ass with his

bullshit comments...

So much for politics stopping at the water's edge--RMoney might be waiting in the wings, like a hopeful understudy, thinking that he is The One to bail out the worst of the bad GOP lot....?


Here's the Nitwit of the Year, pontificating:

http://www.today.com/news/paris-attacks-mitt-romney-says-we-must-change-our-course-t56096

And here's his favorite, pervert 'ass-grabbing' sexist surrogate, backing his Rafalca-load of horse shit up:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/16/politics/mitt-romney-isis-islamic-state/index.html

Nothing would surprise me at this point.

[patsimp]

6. love f.

[erronis]

7. Come on, give poor Carly some visibility! Surely she has something to say about this.

I can't remember the rest of the clowns' names or I'd throw them into the cockfight ring too.

Such perfect Monty Python material in this group. Just reading Cleese's latest book and realize how much their schtick was set by the absurdities that surrounded them. Surely there are some bright, new minds that want to explode all the pufferies. But then, why bother - the moles keep reproducing.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

8. Hey, bombing Poland Spring would not be cool

That's close to where I live. What's Rubio got against Poland Spring anyhow?

[KamaAina]

9. h) Carly Fiorina: "Dammit! I laid off all the bomber pilots!"

[ejbr]

10. !!!!

well-played!

[hibbing]

19. !!! He'll fix it

Oh my golly, EarlG!! Just what I needed after my idiot coworker really pissed me off.

One of the best ever!

Peace

[d_legendary1]

15. Mission Accomplished!

[forest444]

11. Narco Rubio would probably say 'bomb Cuba'.

The end-all-and-be-all, as far as that sweaty little bastard's concerned.

[merrily]

12. This may be the best Earl G post I've ever seen. Comedy Gold. nt

[DesertRat]

13. NO GOP!!

[Helen Borg]

14. Bomb Belgium

Surprised they are not talking about it. After all, the mastermind was Belgian, and with the logic that the entire country must be bombed...

[n2doc]

16. I think Jeb would bomb Baby Hitler n/t

[forest444]

24. But his grandpa certainly wouldn't.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2004/sep/25/usa.secondworldwar

[drm604]

17. I get the joke with most of these.

For most of them the connection is clear. For Ben Carson the joke is about his cluelessness and the general bizzareness of a lot of what he says.

But I don't the the connection between Marco Rubio and Poland Spring. Is it like Carson, simply illustrating his cluelessness, or is there some connection or incident involving him and Poland Spring?

[lonestarnot]

27. When yer a fucking pug, you never forget Poland see. LOL

ROFLMAO

[kiri]

31. Rubio awkwardly reaching

It's about Rubio awkwardly reaching for bottled water during his reply to the State of the Union and guzzling.

[drm604]

33. Thanks

That makes sense.

[Yavin4]

18. You forgot Carly: "Bomb HP"

which isn't a half bad idea.

[Fritz Walter]

20. "That's nice, dears. You go out and play while the grown-ups have a conversation."

"And try not to get mud on your nice clean clothes as you play."

How childish these people are!

We -- and for that matter, the rest of the world -- cannot afford to have another immature, vengeful, spoiled brat in the Oval Office.

G. is my answer.

[Chiyo-chichi]

21. alternate Ben Carson answers:

"Stab terrorists in stomach. Avoid belt buckle."

"Say to terrorists: 'I think you want the country behind the counter over there.'"

[etherealtruth]

23. OMG .... "Bomb the Geo. Washington Bridge" did me in

[whereisjustice]

25. And Hillary would bomb the middle class, because Wall Street Lives Matter. Maybe its time

to stop choosing Presidents by bragging about who they'd bomb and how often they'd bomb.

You might recall how that worked out last time. I'll help.

It created hell on Earth.

[polynomial]

26. The Paris terrorism is more than curious

Recall American 911, when all planes are ordered grounded. Yet the whole of the Bin laden family curtesy of Jeb and George Bush crime Inc. are allowed to flee the country in scrubbed flight records via out of Florida.

One hundred and fifty Bin Laden family members, with close friends of the Bin Laden, fled the country out of Florida a short time after 911.

The French on the other hand, after their terrorist action, closed the borders and made several arrests.

Actually if the country knew and the media would report honestly with decency about the close business and family friendship Jeb and George Bush have with the Bin Laden’s perhaps Al Qaeda or Isis would not exist. Or, Jeb and George would be held accountable.

It can be argued the GOP is perpetuating terrorism, and Obama knows it. Many can argue why there isn’t a title wave of false claims act filed. Or there is and the media avoids it.

[lonestarnot]

28. And I was just about to enjoy the fucking humor in Earl G's fine post.

So FU for bringing up facts.

[lonestarnot]

29. Somebody ruined the laughter with factual reminders of 9/11.

[Midnight Writer]

32. At least nobody said "BRING IT ON!!!"

[captainarizona]

34. any of your kids in the military?

each one of these chicken hawks should be asked if anyone of their kids are serving as ground troops in the military and if they ever served in the military. a good question for the older chicken hawks is where were you during the vietnam war?