Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 1/4/18

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Make America Warm Again

The massive amount of snowflakes might explain Winter Storm Grayson's millennial name.



Stephen Bites Into The Juicy New Trump Book

Despite a cease and desist order from Trump's attorneys, Michael Wolff's bombshell book is being released.



Jeff Sessions Says Legal Weed... Illegal?

Stephen lights up Jeff Sessions for rolling back states' rights on marijuana legalization.



A 'Bomb Cyclone' Is Nothing Compared To What's Next

This meteorologist proves that 'bomb cyclone' is hardly the most threatening-sounding weather condition.

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1. kick

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2. What Bannon meant to say was "jamoke"

When he said "jumo".

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jamoke

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3. Thank you!

If you're on Twitter, you should pass this on to Stephen Colbert!

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4. It sounds like Bannon is a mafioso wannabe

He couldn't get the slang right but wanted to sound "street". This Trump crowd really is the gang that couldn't shoot straight.

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5. Is there anyone in that band of inept misfits who knows anything??

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6. And of course the media will also spend time on this distraction

Rather than reporting on the news that actually affects Americans - like the push to make working a Medicaid requirement or the plan to allow drilling off both the East and West Coasts! The latter was just reported - as an afterthought - on MSNBC, but that's the first we've heard about it in the midst of the latest Trump outrage.