Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 1/9/18

[Rhiannon12866]

Trump Still Thinks Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

In an uncharacteristically transparent move, the White House allowed cameras into a bipartisan meeting about immigration.



Sen. Dianne Feinstein Gives No F's (Except For Fusion GPS's Testimony)

Sen. Dianne Feinstein authorizes the publication of a bombshell document (Fusion GPS's transcript) that sheds light on a bombshell document (the Steele dossier).



Future Presidents (Oprah) And Past Presidents (Bannon)

Stephen examines two people making a big splash this week: the recently unemployed Steve Bannon and infinitely employed Oprah Winfrey.



Trump Sings The National Anthem

After months of chiding NFL players for disrespecting our National Anthem, President Trump finally got his chance to show them how it's done.

[forgotmylogin]

1. I'm crying laughing the "isolated vocal"

"...Ba-ah-ah-ah-nuh-uh-uhn...!"

[Rhiannon12866]

2. And after all the fuss he made!

Didn't it dawn on him that the nation would be watching??

And here's more!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017474216

[trusty elf]

3. "Prunes through the night... keep my doody just right." !

[lordsummerisle]

4. Thanks Rhiannon n/t

[Rhiannon12866]

5. You're more than welcome

He's really been in great form! So glad he's finally back with new shows - we need them now more than ever!