Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 1/24/18

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Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions, Vol. XXXVII

The closest thing I ever get to doing yoga is when I drop my phone under my car seat.



Call 1-877-Cars-4-Sharks

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[trusty elf]

1. "Swiss Misogynist"

Greetings from Switzerland.

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Let's just hope against hope that he doesn't embarrass us too badly

Or hurt anybody else in the process!

[secondwind]

2. He will feel like two cents among these people.

They are not going to see him as anything more than an American bufoon. This will be very embarrassing.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. I know and I'm already cringing!

I was thinking earlier - since Trump is so clueless and susceptible to suggestion - that someone ought to have told him that only s***hole countries will be sending their leaders and that he ought to choose someone else to represent us - someone he really dislikes - like a Democrat!