Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 5/11/18

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A GOP Bill Would Require Trump/Pence Photos At Post Offices

A new bill by GOP lawmakers would require post offices to display photos of Donald Trump and Mike Pence.




The World's Biggest Orgy Is Coming Up

What happens in Vegas... is too inappropriate to be formally recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records.




Run The Jewels Sing 'Happy Birthday' To Stephen

The Late Show's resident rap duo, Run the Jewels, try to win back Stephen's favor after a ruining Halloween and Christmas for him in the past.




Plainfield, Illinois' Community Calendar With Melissa McCarthy

Melissa McCarthy, the 'Life of the Party' star and the life of Plainfield, Illinois, teases some exciting upcoming events in her hometown.




Mother's Day Gifts From Trump's Online Store

Mother's Day presents inspired by the 45th President of the United States.

[Fritz Walter]

1. Reminds me of an old joke about Nixon

The Postal Service was going to introduce a commemorative stamp of Richard Nixon. But they decided against it because everyone was going to spit on the wrong side of the stamp.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. That actually sounds familiar, LOL!

And Trump is so bizarre you can't help but wonder what he's going to come up with next - maybe he'll demand his face on money, or stamps - and we know he wants his name on things. Will he start naming places after himself? Or commissioning a new Mount Rushmore?? At this point, I put nothing past him!