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"Part 2 of CONFOUNDS THE SCIENCE (SEQUEL)" Don Caron Parody Project (Original Post) niyad Aug 2018 OP
Pretty clever. Crutchez_CuiBono Aug 2018 #1
they do a fabulous job. have you heard the first one? niyad Aug 2018 #2
the first one niyad Aug 2018 #3
They sound like S&G too. Crutchez_CuiBono Aug 2018 #4
the Parody Project is an extremely talented group, for sure. niyad Aug 2018 #5

niyad

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3. the first one
Mon Aug 20, 2018, 12:05 PM
Aug 2018


LYRICS to CONFOUNDS THE SCIENCE (Written by Don Caron) Hello darkness my old friend. It’s time for him to tweet again, but first he’ll have to check in with fox news ‘cause that’s the only place he gets his clues. That’s how things get planted in his brain, where they remain, and it confounds the science. The problem is he’s not alone. He tweets to people on his phone that global warming is a giant hoax perpetuated by the liberal folks, and he hires people that all think the same, that play his game and it confounds the science. When he talks to crowds of four he sees ten thousand maybe more, believing they all think he’s god on earth and was the product of a virgin birth and if you disagree you’re the victim of fake news or feminist shrews and it confounds the science. “Fools," says he, "you do not know it makes me smart from so much dough. I know exactly where the problems are." But his solutions are beyond bizarre ‘cause his words never quite a sentence make and thus he spake and it confounds the science. No limits on pollution now. There’s not a thing we don’t allow. Dump the garbage in the waterway. Spray the toxins where your children play. All the signs say that life on the planet is headed for a downward fall. Go to the mall, and continue to confound the science.
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