Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 12/12/18

[Rhiannon12866]

Stephen Has A Prison Tip For Michael Cohen

Stephen offers Michael Cohen advice on how to make a statement in the prison yard on day one.




What Trump Wants In A Chief Of Staff

Is anyone interested in replacing John Kelly as Trump's White House chief of staff? Anyone? Anyone at all? Please?




First Drafts: Holiday Cards 2018

It's the most wonderful time of the year to highlight imperfections made by holiday greeting card-makers.




Mr. Peanut Responds To Trump's 'Peanut Stuff'

The President dismissed accusations of collusion as 'peanut stuff.' Here to respond is Mr. Peanut.




And from last night: (This was the Opening from last night, but they accidentally uploaded one from last week, mislabeled)

What Was Mike Pence Thinking?

Step inside Mike Pence's mind for a front row seat at Tuesday's heated Oval Office discussion.

[murielm99]

1. Pence scares the living crap out of me.

I have Christian friends who swear that 45 is the anti-Christ. But Pence? What sort of robotic evil presence is he?

Lets get through these times. Let us work hard so that there is a future for our children and grandchildren.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. If he supports Trump, then Pence is next on the list.

It's just that Trump is so obviously and ostentatiously criminal, Pence tends to be overlooked. I agree, they both need to go - though the comedians will miss the abundance of material that's available every single day!