Pic Of The Moment: Gee, I Wonder What The Results Of The National Enquirer's Investigation Will Be?

[EarlG]

National Enquirer says it will 'thoroughly investigate' extortion allegations made by Jeff Bezos

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[Dennis Donovan]

1. The chubbiest of chances, unfortunately...

[dalton99a]

2. Very, very fair and balanced

[Gothmog]

3. K&R

[Initech]

4. Mood over at the Enquirer right now:

[BumRushDaShow]

5. Careful EarlG

They might hire you as a headline writer!!!!

[Duppers]

6. Hahahaaa!

[left-of-center2012]

7. Didn't Trump say sometime back ...

Didn't Trump say sometime back that he should do the investigation into his involvement with Russia?

[dmr]

8. Which hunt ...

Why the Enquirers, of course. The most fair and balanced, I'm sure.

[BigmanPigman]

9. Well done!

[2naSalit]

10. K&R

[Woodycall]

11. This just in.....

Republicans are eagerly pushing forward, headlong, to try to get to the "bottom" of this Pecker thing. They vow to continue their thrust toward this throbbing issue until they can sense some movement, and satisfaction in the matter.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

12. Those giant sucking sounds you just heard

are all of the sphincters over at AMI.

Jeff Bezos has just hired Gavin de Becker.

[orleans]

13. lol

just needs an "aliens walk among us" blurb to add to the realism

[GWC58]

14. Or the famous

BatBoy! 😱🤫