Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 6/4/19

[Rhiannon12866]

Brits Greet Trump With Baby Blimps And A Giant Penis

Blimps, wall projections, and a giant penis mowed into a field. That's the welcome Donald Trump received upon arriving to the UK.




Meanwhile... A Service Dog In The Strip Club

Meanwhile... a high school principal is in hot water after getting arrested at a strip club on a class trip. His service dog, also present at the strip club, was not detained.




The Trump May Press Conference Got Weird

Theresa May and Donald Trump took questions from the media during a joint press conference. And we made it better.

[Habibi]

1. That monologue was downright savage!

Loved it!

[tomhagen]

2. Brits march en masse into the streets while Americans simply snicker at comedians

[BigmanPigman]

4. Did you check out their signs?!!

Not only were they clever, creative and artistic but they were constructed to LAST! They really know how to protest in other countries. I am impressed. Our protest skills are woefully behind. I've been to over 25 in the last 2 1/2 years and I am learning what works and what doesn't through personal experience.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. 239 lbs. smarter

I weigh 240 and I'm not as tall nor as portly as Trump. He's more likely 329.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

5. K&R. Thanks, Rhiannon.

What's Steven going to do when the orange one blesses us with his permanent absence?

Hundreds of comedians and editorial cartoonists will have some hard times, I'm afraid.

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[Rhiannon12866]

6. I've wondered that, too!

And here we thought that Bush* was a gift to comedians! With Trump, all they have to do is show footage or quote him - the jokes just write themselves!