What the f***, undecided voters? - WILMORE

[Rhiannon12866]

2020 is *not* the year to be an undecided voter. No shade to undecided voters, but Larry Wilmore thinks you're not taking this seriously at all. It's like your house is burning and you're trying to decide whether to put the fire out with an extinguisher or more fire. If you've made your mind up (which is pretty easy this year), send this message to anyone you know who can't seem to get with the picture!

[onecaliberal]

1. They're not undecided.

[demosincebirth]

3. I think they just want some lime light.

[BigmanPigman]

2. I miss his "The Nightly Show".

After "The Daily Show". I wish it were still on.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Oh, so do I!

His show was one of my favorites. I was once in the studio audience of The Daily Show and I hoped to see Larry Wilmore's show in person, too, one day.

[yuiyoshida]

5. Really when I watched the debate and found out they were all undecided ..

I was like totally WTF??

[GoneOffShore]

6. David Sedaris captured the ethos of 'undecided' voters back in 2008. Still holds true. Posted before

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

I mean, really, what’s to be confused about?

The chicken or the platter of shit

[yuiyoshida]

7. Wow

He got that right. I voted yesterday and it was a clear choice to me , “Do you want to live in a Democracy or a Dictatorship???” How fucking hard is that???

[mdbl]

8. I am still miffed at the fact there are people that show up at rallies to get a platter of shit.