Pic Of The Moment: Hoping To Reap The Rewards Of Total Loyalty, Pence Lays Groundwork For 2024 Run

[EarlG]

Pence reemerges. Prepares for a 2024 run.

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[FailureToCommunicate]

1. Mike Bence !

[marble falls]

2. If he starts the work now he might qualify for a senior 4K in 2024. Mother will make him run ...

... in long johns.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Ah! Mike Pants! What a joke. n/t

[KS Toronado]

4. That's funny and probably true.

[Initech]

5. Hey sorry about that whole trying to kill you thing, you want to represent us?

[hlthe2b]

6. That's some heavy duty sense of denial. Hell, if I convince myself that I'm a multi-gazillionaire,

maybe I WILL BE!

[COL Mustard]

7. As Long As I Count My Money In Zimbabwean Dollars

I am a multi billionaire. Maybe that's how a certain former politician is still worth what he thinks he is.

[ToxMarz]

8. Run for what, unless he's going to run for his life again.

[underpants]

9. Oh god help us if he's able to unleash his charisma and charm

Everybody else will just be playing for second

🤡

[lastlib]

10. ...and intellect....

My god, should we just surrender now? or wait for the terms?

[underpants]

13. He's on another level than us.

[lastlib]

16. almost forgot this display of scintillating brilliance!

I guess there is no hope for our side..... **snort!!**

[rpannier]

17. Clearly he was laying hands on the Space Hardware

So, it's okay
Ask any fundie

[panfluteman]

11. Pence Wasn't Totally Loyal, According to Trump and His Followers.

In the end, Pence chose to follow the Constitution instead of Trump. So it doesn't matter how zealously he kissed Trump's ass before then.

[Aussie105]

19. At this point in time, a little thought occurred to Mike.

'With Mother, Jeebus and the Constitution on my side, President Pence 2024, for sure! Can't fail!'

[mwooldri]

12. I thought he was Mike Dense. NT

[not fooled]

14. Even compost stays hidden for longer

before becoming usable.

Even jeebus can't make him a viable candidate. And of course real Jesus is horrified by capitalist cracker fundies masquerading as Christians.

[pamdb]

15. pence

How about Matt Bence?

[Aussie105]

18. Word of advice, Mike.

Start your training for running for office now.

Start off small.
I'd suggest running for dog catcher in your local municipal area first.
Then work your way up to janitor in a local school.

And Mike . . . way too early to look at the Trump years through rose tinted glasses and judge your wooden performance during those years at more than a store front dummy level.

[pbmus]

20. Podcast Mike....

[Laura PourMeADrink]

21. Absolutely spot on brilliant Earl! You outdid yourself.