Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 4/18/22

[Rhiannon12866]

Why Is Florida At War With Arithmetic? | Tucker's Testosterone Doc Is Too Stupid To Ignore

Florida made news today for rejecting new math textbooks for reasons having more to do with the culture wars than long division, and Stephen tries to make sense of the trailer for Tucker Carlson's new documentary about the dangers of low testosterone.




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Precise Advice with Anderson Cooper

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The Tucker Testicle Tanner Is The Perfect Way To Re-Juice Your Carlsons

Say goodbye to declining testosterone levels with the cutting-edge technology of the Tucker Testicle Tanner.

[Fritz Walter]

1. I have to wonder...

Is it just me who's thinking that Steven doing his Byden-in-shades routine so often is just meant to please his corporate overlords? Sure he gets some laughs, but it's wearing a little thin lately. IMHO

As always, thanks for posting these here!

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Well, when he initially started using the "shades" I figured that was the closest he could come to a

"Quirk." He makes all sorts of facial contortions when impersonating RW characters, but Joe Biden doesn't have any of those, so all he's got is putting on the 'shades." Compared to some of the freaks in the last administration, impersonating the Bidens have got to be tough!

[Rhiannon12866]

4. I can certainly identify

I may post these - since I have for a number of years - but I don't always "get" all of the humor - and if it involves Tucker Carlson, I figure I'm not missing a thing...

[jfz9580m]

5. ..

I was going to send you a pm one of these days..

[speak easy]

6. Well .. I have to say, Stephen 'drew blood' with

the Tucker Testicle Tanner Toaster 😭

go on Kevin ... try it

[Fritz Walter]

7. Wonder why they didn't add this clip

It's the first thing that sprang to mind when I heard about red-laser beam testicle-tanning.

From the 1964 James Bond movie "Goldfinger"

Perhaps they'll use it later...

[speak easy]

8. Or something from ThunderBall[s] :)

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. LOL

[Wild blueberry]

10. All that's missing in the T-trailer is Tucky's shrill high-pitched giggling.

Also his large financial stake in whatever nostrums he's selling.

Colbert did a great job with opener and monologue.
Thank you.