Twitter workers walk with severance pay in face of Musk ultimatum

[Quixote1818]

LMAO! More workers quit than he expected. Wonder why they don't want to work for a fucking douchebag?

[CurtEastPoint]

1. There is something seriously wrong with this person.

[FoxNewsSucks]

2. If I were one of them, I'd be waiting for the bank to open

to cash that last check immediately.

[3Hotdogs]

3. This story gets better every day. Way I figure, the Netflix docudrama will come out

December 2024.

Opening scene, a bankrupt Musk, played by Michael Douglas, waling down a dusty L.A. street, wearing eyeglasses with a broken frame, held together by masking tape. Wearing a shirt with a shirt protector in the top pocket.

Opening scene: Musk pauses, (reminiscent of Admiral Stockton) "What am I doing here?"

As he continues walking down the road, a car with blue Uber light stops. Driver rolls down the window. Musk: "Uber?"

Driver: "Hey, aren't you Elon Musk? Fuck you, ain't gettin' in this car."

[CentralMass]

4. He is a bag of douche.