Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 1/31/23

[Rhiannon12866]

George Santos Gives Up Committee Spots | Stormy Daniels Is Back! | Monkey Mysteries

Rep. George Santos is stepping down from his committee assignments after a talk with Kevin McCarthy, the former president may face indictment over his payment to Stormy Daniels, and Stephen looks into some recent zoo animal disappearances.




Meanwhile… No Whiskey In Mini Fireballs | Marie Kondo Gives Up | Selfie Bear Can’t Stop

Meanwhile… Fans of cinnamon whiskey are suing the company that makes Fireball, Marie Kondo has given up on keeping things tidy, and a wild bear loves taking selfies.




The Dallas Zoo Monkey Burglar Has Been Found

The suspect is described as dressed in yellow and wearing a tall yellow hat…

[TexasTowelie]

1. They found the monkeys.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/107864985

Good thing since it is snowing here tonight.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Thanks! Poor scared little guys!

It's fortunate that they were found so soon! Who would steal monkeys, let alone think they could get away with it?

[trusty elf]

3. That magazine also had Ivanka's face on it.

50 shades of

fun fact: "stormy daniels" is an anagram for "manly steroids"

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Oh, Good Grief!

I have Mary Trump's book so I have an idea why he turned out that way, but I truly can't see the appeal - growing up he was a nasty piece of work and a bully, he had no friends - so what do these reality denying supporters see in this offensive blowhard?? Let alone three wives??