Kimmel: Trump's Heaping Helping of Trans-Paranoia, Supermodel Santos & MyPillow Mike Still in Claw

[TexasTowelie]

Trump’s Heaping Helping of Trans-Paranoia, Supermodel Santos & MyPillow Mike STILL in Claw Machine

President Biden made an official proclamation declaring it Black History Month, no one is more astonished that it is February than our nation’s newscasters, after 21 seasons Dr. Phil has decided to hang up his mustache, Tom Brady announced that he has decided to retire again, George Santos has been having another doozy of a week, his longtime campaign treasurer has resigned, ABC News interviewed one of his exes that said Santos bragged about dating supermodels and claimed those models begged him to become a supermodel, Donald Trump is trying to rev up the MAGA outrage machine with a heaping helping of trans-paranoia, the FBI searched the vacation home of Joe Biden for remaining classified documents, a genetic engineering company raised $150 million to “de-extinct” the Dodo bird, and Mike Lindell (James Adomian) is still stuck in the claw machine from his appearance last night.

[Turbineguy]

1. There is one guy

he writes all the news.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. First Day of Black History Month!

[Rhiannon12866]

3. First Day of Black History Month!