People Are Sharing Shitty Life Tips, And Theyre Just Too Funny

[smirkymonkey]

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#1 Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later



#5 When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady



#11 Don’t Throw Out Old Doll Heads. You Can Turn Them Into Handy Night Lights For Your Kids




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[comradebillyboy]

1. Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning.

[smirkymonkey]

3. Yes, that is the reason they are called "shitty" life tips!

Sorry about your finger!

[brush]

4. Hahahahahahahaha! Oh, man, those doll heads will scare the crap out of not just the kids.

[RKP5637]

7. Yeah, they're really creepy! n/t

[smirkymonkey]

9. I know! Aren't they creepy!

It would be a great idea for next Halloween. I think it would give people nightmares for weeks!

[Mr. Evil]

15. That doll's head lamp!

I'm going to make one of those pronto!

[brush]

19. They sure go with your screen name

[Mr. Evil]

22. LMAO! Yes, I guess it does.

[Pacifist Patriot]

17. Gives new meaning to "tiny tots with their eyes all aglow," doesn't it?

[mopinko]

31. i have a friend who makes planters out of doll heads.

sadly, they have to be upside down to work. they are creepy anyway.

[Pacifist Patriot]

6. OMG! I had to close the door to my office I was laughing so hard.

Some of the comments add an even more hilarious touch. Thanks for sharing that!

[smirkymonkey]

10. You're welcome!

[unblock]

8. haha! spread toothpaste on toast to clean your teeth while you eat!

[smirkymonkey]

11. Did you see the one where they used the Aquafresh striped toothpaste for "fashion

nails"? That one cracked me up too!

[geardaddy]

12. I want one of those night lights!

That is so cool and creepy!

[procon]

13. I wanted to believe those were just a jokes, that no one could be that dumb.

I deceive myself. The hard truth is, there is probably more people who are in that category than not.

[geardaddy]

14. This is a good one.

Fill Your Arms With Puppies So No One Can Ask You For Help

[FSogol]

16. Just get a puppy-lined suit

[geardaddy]

18. I miss that show!

[renate]

28. I LOVED that show!

It's so frustrating when really good TV shows get cancelled.

[geardaddy]

29. I know!

I'm a technical writer and he played one on his show. I really grooved with the "I hate my job and have a passion to write interesting stuff" aspect of the show.

[Thor_MN]

20. Just about to head to the kitchen for coffee and a bagel.

Thanks for the timely tip!!!

[Nitram]

21. LOL

[syringis]

23. A great tip to store your tennis balls

[IronLionZion]

24. Some of those are legit!

Sleep in til noon and only need 2 meals!



I have done this with frozen fruit


and don't put gas in your car because the extra weight kills your fuel efficiency. This works out really well for those of us who use public transportation to avoid driving in gridlocked cities. Sometimes, I go a few weeks without using my car.

[Fritz Walter]

34. Are those cigarettes?

The first couple look like joints to me, as I vaguely recall from my misspent youth.

[Initech]

25. I saw the Stabilization Holes at the Troubadour last week. Awesome band!

[Nitram]

26. Some of these had me laughing out loud.

[Corvo Bianco]

27. I want DU to be all this.

[nancy1942]

30. Hilarious! We can sure use s therapeutic laugh about now.

[red dog 1]

32. "When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady"

(while you slice off the tip of your finger)

K&R

[lastlib]

33. YOMANK!*

(*You Owe Me A New Keyboard!)

Boil water for next week and freeze it... . . !!

[SeattleVet]

37. That takes up way too much space in the freezer...

It's better to dehydrate it, and then just add water when you're ready to use it.

Takes up almost no space at all!

[Chellee]

39. Brilliant!

I have a small house so I appreciate this space saving hint.

[Fritz Walter]

35. My favorite one was the about kale

I hate kale almost — but not quite — as much as Brussels sprouts!

[ronatchig]

36. too good

actually just checking fot my new star.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

38. ROFLLLLLL!!!!! 😆😆😆

Hilarious!! Thanks, smirky!!! 👍🏾❤️