Today's category: GD thread titles you never thought you'd see. Like, ever.

[Dr. Strange]

So this is a thread in GD right now: I have a question about Joe Barton's dick pic.

Make up a title that you don't think you'll ever see in GD. Some examples:

Does Amazon sell toenails? And if not, should it?

Kim Jong Un has requested a cameo appearance in any sequels for "The Interview"

Revelations' Fifth Seal is broken: the AntiChrist declares war on God's people and also proclaims Dallas Cowboys a decent football team

[Kaleva]

1. "We Have Pubic Hair for a Reason"

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10021122339

One can still vote in this poll:

The 3rd annual pubic hair poll

[Dr. Strange]

3. My lawyer has advised me not to respond to that poll.

[Kaleva]

6. Wise choice. Only 3 of the DUers who voted in the poll are still active.

[First Speaker]

2. Should O.J. Simpson run for a second term as President...?

[red dog 1]

4. I have a question about Donald Trump's pee tapes

When can we expect to see them?

[True Dough]

5. Yeah, that's absurd!!

I just saw that Barton's dick pic thread pop up when I clicked "latest threads." Hmm, should I used "pop up" in conjunction with Barton's dick pic? Never mind!

Anyway, that thread has 25 replies so far, which is why it got bumped up in "latest threads," so there's plenty of interest in Mr. Barton's little Bart.

[eppur_se_muova]

7. He prefers "Tail Gunner Joe" to "Little Bart". nt