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shenmue

(38,506 posts) Fri Jan 5, 2018, 11:21 PM Jan 2018

Cooties: the Hidden Menace

How can it be cured?

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	Lick a tadpole
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	Shove as many bingo chips up your nose as possible
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	Kiss a girl (eeeew)
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	Kiss a boy (eeeew)
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	Ask your cat
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	Rapidly spin around while slapping yourself on the head and jumping up and down and - I forget the rest
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	There is a vaccine under development
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	Only your Grandpa knows
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	It involves lemon juice
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	Pie
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Cooties: the Hidden Menace (Original Post) shenmue Jan 2018 OP

shenmue has cooties jpak Jan 2018 #1

Darn u to Heck shenmue Jan 2018 #2

Sadly, the only cure is to give them to someone else. Marie Marie Jan 2018 #3

Yes shenmue Jan 2018 #4

Look, just eat pie as a precautionary measure. Laffy Kat Jan 2018 #5

jpak

(41,758 posts)

1. shenmue has cooties

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Fri Jan 5, 2018, 11:26 PM

Jan 2018

RUN AWAY!!!11111

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

2. Darn u to Heck

Reply to jpak (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 5, 2018, 11:29 PM

Jan 2018

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

3. Sadly, the only cure is to give them to someone else.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sat Jan 6, 2018, 12:21 AM

Jan 2018

Invite a Trumper to lunch and let nature take its course.

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

4. Yes

Reply to Marie Marie (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 6, 2018, 01:02 AM

Jan 2018

Laffy Kat

(16,378 posts)

5. Look, just eat pie as a precautionary measure.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sat Jan 6, 2018, 03:25 AM

Jan 2018

Every chance, because you can't be too careful when it comes to cooties. I had a slice of coconut cream pie at Village Inn a few nights ago, so I'm covered for a while.

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