Did I tell you about my colonoscopy? n/t

[LuckyCharms]

[elleng]

1. Only 'before.' You OK?

[Generic Brad]

2. Say it, don't spray it

[LuckyCharms]

3. Yes, thank you.

only 2 polyps this time, vs. 9 last time. I should have the results by the end of the week, which I am assuming will be "pre-cancerous", because they always are. That is why I have had 5 colonoscopies by age 59.

I'm looking forward to the day where I can converse about something other than colonoscopies.

[Skittles]

4. you want I should kick your evacuated ass, LuckyCharms?

yes INDEED

[LuckyCharms]

5. It's not evacuated anymore.

I was so hungry yesterday when I got out that I ate about 20 of those microwave pancakes after I had a big honkin' cheese steak sandwich and fries followed by a strawberry shortcake.

[Skittles]

11. yeah,I have been there twice

that post-procedure meal almost makes it worthwhile

NOT!

[LuckyCharms]

13. Don't you mean mealS?

[Skittles]

14. well, I tend to add a lot of desserts

[LuckyCharms]

15. What's your favorite dessert?

[Skittles]

16. not sure I really have a favorite

I just like lots of cupcakes and candy

I don't really even really eat meals....I just graze all day long, mostly on junk food.

I have yet to reach double-digit size

[LuckyCharms]

17. You are doing great then.

As long as you keep eating 3 meals a day and stay away from junk food, you are on the right track. Congratulations!

[Skittles]

18. I......er.............

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU LISTEN; yes INDEED

[LuckyCharms]

20. LOL!

[spooky3]

28. Last time I had one, some idiot came into our

Crowded waiting room of fasted, tired, and flushed out patients forced to wait for hours, and pulled out a snack and ate it!

How rude do you have to be to do that?

[safeinOhio]

6. I had one yesterday too.

Had 2 polyps 4 years ago. None this time zero and he said he’d see me in 8 years when I’m 76.
Something else will get me buy then. Flunk my memory test last year.

[LuckyCharms]

7. Congratulations on having no polyps...

as far as everything else...day by day friend.

[Historic NY]

8. See you weren't a perfect............

[LuckyCharms]

9. Oh I don't know about that!

[jberryhill]

10. This thread is useless without pictures

[LuckyCharms]

12. OK

[jberryhill]

19. You gotta get some more fiber in your diet

Impressive.

[Marie Marie]

21. How did you keep an undigested tomato and beer can in tact after drinking all that Colon-Blow?

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[True Dough]

22. LuckyCharms, this picture proves

You are A LOT of bricks shy of a full load!

[safeinOhio]

23. My doctor call those bricks

hemorrhoids.

[retread]

24. Is this it?

or this one?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

25. I've been holding it in, in anticipation, so to speak. NT

[brewens]

26. How was it? I didn't even get a kiss. n/t

[louis-t]

27. Had one in August. Doc said "No polyps for you!!"

"Come back 10 years!"