I ate too much butter pecan,

[kairos12]

now I have Breyer's remorse!

[thegoose]

1. I watched my friend pour a bunch of Scrabble tiles on the road

And I asked, "What's the word on the street?"

[kairos12]

3. I find Scrabble tilesome.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. Well, you still have Good Humor.

So just Nestle on the couch, or take a Stroh around the block

[kairos12]

4. You are a true Neopolitan!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. Wow, I feel like a sailor who just passed the Sealtest!

Disclaimer: I am not, nor ever have been, a SEAL. I was just an undistinguished Army draftee)

The disclaimer is because I hate Stolen Flavor!

[thegoose]

7. Sealtest? I haven't heard that brand name in ages

"That takes me back."

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. "Get the best, get Sealtest", an old slogan. nt

[Cirque du So-What]

6. I scream in anguish

at your tortured pun!

[PJMcK]

9. That's a nice scream you've got there (n/t)