Create a restaurant name. Mine would be Jump My Bones!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[Arkansas Granny]

1. Mine would be "What's For Lunch".

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Good one! 👍🏻

[saidsimplesimon]

28. Thanks Granny

Keep it classy

[TlalocW]

3. BITCHIN' CHICKEN!

Everything would have Bitchin' as part of its description.

Nephew came up with a business name called, "Thank You for Calling How Can I Help You," so that you would answer the phone:

Hello, thank you for calling, Thank You for Calling How Can I Help You. How can I help you?

TlalocW

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Cool! 👍🏻

[Atticus]

4. Good Bite, Sweet Blintz. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. Brilliant!

[flotsam]

5. When I was opening a hot dog stand with my brother

my favorite was "Chew & Screw" which I thought would bring in folks who just wanted to tell people they ate there...But I got vetoed.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. Bummer! 😂

[TexasBushwhacker]

63. There's a chain of hot dog restaurants

called "Doggy Style".

[Generic Brad]

6. Anything But Toast

It would be a buffet that, true to it's name, does not serve toast. But we would serve wine for ironic and subversive hipsters.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. No toast! Where do you put the avocado?

[Generic Brad]

25. Guacamole that stuff!

Dip it with a chip!

[Historic NY]

7. Rubbed & Wet

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. Very good! 👍🏻

[blitzen]

8. Heil Schnitzel! n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. I've heard wurst! 😏

[TeamPooka]

9. If I opened a food truck selling specialty desserts I'd call it Wheely Sweet.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. That's great!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Eat Me.

What Foods These Morsels Be.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. Outstanding! 👍🏻

[NightWatcher]

11. I Don't Know, Whatever's Fine

My wife and I want to go there all the time.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

20. Awesome! 👍🏻

[MosheFeingold]

45. +1

[jpak]

21. I Don't Like Spam!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. Ah ha! 😏

[jmowreader]

23. I would call mine Grand Army

It would be a New Jersey/New York/Tennessee/Texas/German/Korean fusion bistro serving foods from everywhere I was stationed in the Army. It would have camouflage table covers, the lampshades would be made out of Army helmets, the servers would wear boots and we’d have a traditional Dining-In once a quarter. And if I could find one, the building would be a Quonset hut.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

24. Sweet! 👍🏻

[Evergreen Emerald]

26. Tastes Like Chicken

serve only beef

[Floyd R. Turbo]

35. 😏

[PoliticAverse]

27. Vegetarian's Regret. n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

36. Nice! 👍🏻

[PJMcK]

29. I'm not sure but here are some of my favorites

Fat Lady Cafe (13 Horseshoe Lake Rd, Kauneonga Lake, NY 12749 )

Eat Me Restaurant (Just off Convent Rd (in Soi Pipat 2) Silom, Bangkok, Thailand) https://eatmerestaurant.com

Bite Me BBQ (132 N. St. Francis. Wichita, KS 67202)

Eat This (6547 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, Los Angeles, CA)

Cock And Bull (23 WEST 45TH STREET NEW YORK NY 10036 212-819-1900)

For the record, I've been to each of these and they were excellent so fuck me.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

37. Sweet! 😋

[sdfernando]

30. A Mexican restaurant

Monty's Revenge!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

38. Oh crap!

[90-percent]

31. Uncle Meat's

featuring Burnt Weenie Sandwiches and Lumpy Gravy.


-90% Jimmy

[Floyd R. Turbo]

39. Cool band names! 👍🏻

[ProudMNDemocrat]

32. Jumbo-Lie-A

A crappy comfort food eatery for Trumpies.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

40. Fire up the deep fryer! 👍🏻

[Leith]

33. The Other Place

If you go to a restaurant, but there's a wait, you can just say "Let's go to The Other Place."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

41. Ah ha!

[MuseRider]

34. Chew On This!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

42. Very good!

[Glorfindel]

43. A deli named "I Could Eat"

[Floyd R. Turbo]

44. Nice! 😋

[MosheFeingold]

46. A hint from an old married man

Yes, all women play the "not there" game of shooting down your restaurant suggestions.

I'd say "Guess where we're going for dinner?"

Her first guess would be where we'd go.

Gotta keep 'em off center. This worked for 30 years.

[PJMcK]

55. I love that!

Thank you. You have prevented many future fights in our home.

[PJMcK]

57. A second thought

In 30 years, your wife never figured out your strategy? Well-played, sir!

[MosheFeingold]

58. I would vary it a bit

Occasionally say "guess again."

Or "one more time."

[PJMcK]

59. I like the way you think, sir! (n/t)

[handmade34]

47. I started a restaurant last year

the name "Three Ponds"...

appropriate for the area!

some of our customers... no ice out yet

[Danmel]

48. A Seafood Restaurant

Called "Porgy and Bass"

I love to cook and my kids always tell me i should open a restaurant, but it is such a difficult way to make a living.

[Tikki]

49. Your Lunch Lady...

Open from 10:00am until 2:00pm. Mon~Fri.

That way we will be done and prepped for the next
day before we have to pick up our kids from school.

Tikki

[orleans]

50. Happy Slappy's (home of the dancing pancake) n/t

[sprinkleeninow]

51. "The Plump Pierogi"

From the abbreviated bar: Slivovice 'neat'.

Na z'drovje!

[Atman]

52. Sam & Ella's

On second thought...maybe not.

[CanisCrocinus]

53. "Cheeses of Nazareth"

A cheese shop specializing in middle-eastern varieties

[pansypoo53219]

54. what recipe?

[d_r]

56. This taco stand

[rurallib]

60. Dogs of Distinction

sure wish we could get a decent hot dog or sausage around here.

I would name sandwiches after various breeds - like marinating a dog in brandy and call it a St. Bernard Savior

[Upthevibe]

61. A Little Bit of This and a Little Bit of That...n/t

[DFW]

62. My suggestion was already used for real

I loved the routine made up by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore about the fictitious "Frog & Peach" restaurant in the heart of a bog in the Yorkshire moors. But sure enough, some people in New Jersey actually opened up a restaurant called the Frog & Peach. I just hope their menu was somewhat more expansive than the two dishes offered by the original (Frog à la Pêche and Pêche à la Frog).

At a hotel in Cherry Hill, NJ, I once saw a place to eat called Ginsburg & Wong. Curious, I looked at the menu, and sure enough, you could order wonton soup or matzoh ball soup, Kung Pao chicken or cheese blintzes.

[TheSmarterDog]

64. No "Escupimos en su Alimento" yet?