What would you name your boat?

[red dog 1]

Sea Vous Play

[hlthe2b]

1. hopefully, SEA-WORTHY

[Kablooie]

2. Boaty McBoatface II

[fleur-de-lisa]

3. NAU - SEA

As stolen from the Flintstones cartoon.

[yesphan]

4. My father was an OB/GYN

and long ago owned a small cabin cruiser that
he named Miss Carriage.

[pnwest]

6. ohhhhhhhh (groan)

[lunasun]

10. Oh

[pnwest]

5. The Cat's Aweigh

My art studio is The Cat's Away Studio, i'd have to name it after that...not actually heaving cats overboard

[Va Lefty]

7. I had an Uncle named Alan Kidd

he named his boat The Kidd U Not. Also used to have himself paged at the Marina "Call for Captain Kidd". He was a character.

[genxlib]

8. So close.

Points off for the traditional spelling of "not" when the nautical pun was right there for him

[eppur_se_muova]

9. Hassan Sunkyet

tempting Nature's sense of irony, for sure

[lunasun]

11. The money bucket ...why not be honest??

[cornball 24]

12. BLUE WAVE

[Doc_Technical]

13. Little Toot

based in Miami

[kacekwl]

14. I'm with stupid.

Arrow pointing up.

[Codeine]

15. Only one possibility;

[red dog 1]

20. LOL

DMV clerk to Kramer: "You ARE the Assman!"

[gratuitous]

16. A few law firms ago, the partners decided to buy a firm boat

The partners asked the staff what they should name it. One of the other secretaries (not me) suggested "My Raise." So that when she saw it on the river, she could tell her friends, "There goes My Raise."

The little game ended immediately after that.

[csziggy]

17. I wouldn't own a boat

But the husband of a friend of mine used the money he'd been saving for a boat to buy his new wife a horse. They named the horse Bass Boat.

[TheSmarterDog]

18. Unsinkable III

[zanana1]

19. Titanic. nt

[PJMcK]

33. ! (n/t)

[jmowreader]

21. Jim's Floating Hole

[MosheFeingold]

22. Monkey Business

I'd invite all my political friends and take pictures.

(Obscure reference to see how old you are.)

[rzemanfl]

28. Got it. 70. n/t

[MosheFeingold]

39. All the young folk

Don't even know about the truly fun political scandals anymore.

I still blame CNN for trashing him.

[trof]

23. It was a yellow Snark. The Chiquita B.

Lateen rig.
I taught myself to sail in it.
When I climbed in we were already over max gross weight.
Whatever.

It was yellow, as I said.
I christened it (beer) the Chiquita B. because it looked a little like a banana.
And I put the name upside down on the stern.
I figured I'd be bottom side up more than any other configuration.

[PJMcK]

35. Lateen rig

My first boat was a Sunfish and it had the same rig as the Snark.

Great boats.

[Kaleva]

24. USS Skeered O' Nothin' . A proposed name for our nation's 2nd dreadnought.

" In 1906, when Great Britain launched HMS Dreadnought, Congressman Williams introduced a bill to change the name of USS Michigan to USS Skeered O' Nothin' as a challenge to the prestigious English."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sharp_Williams

[ailsagirl]

25. floccinaucinihilipilification

Just kidding, but it is a bonafide English word

Definition: The action or habit of estimating something as worthless.

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/floccinaucinihilipilification

[applegrove]

26. Silver Lightening

[rzemanfl]

27. Bankruptsea. n/t

[GP6971]

29. My grandfather's boat

"Ah Me"

[AJT]

30. $$$$$ PIT

[PJMcK]

31. My last boat

A beautiful small cruising sailboat outfitted for extended sailing was named Wishful Thinking.

She was a beautiful part of my life.

[dchill]

32. Floaty Floaterfloat.

Hoping it would start a tradition. Of floating, and staying afloat.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

34. We have a small sailboat, which we bought used and I wanted to rename

"Architeuthis." However, if you rename a boat you have to have a ceremony involving sacrificing a certain amount of liquor to the god Poseidon or he will get even and cause your boat to sink.

[oswaldactedalone]

36. If i bought a boat it would be sheer

Loon-a-Sea

[Generic Brad]

37. Bob

[jberryhill]

38. What do you mean?

[Shrek]

40. "Molly Brown" n/t