Laugh at this and you will burn in hell!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

See you there!

[Glorfindel]

1. Oh, Floyd...

you are bayyyud!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. My gift! 😏

[Kittycow]

2. Poor doggy...

He appears to have some sort of skin condition as well

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Sucks! 😏

[Arkansas Granny]

3. I'll be the one wearing the asbestos suit.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. That's hardly fair!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. I'm damned, I guess.

[Butterflylady]

4. Hey, my cat has asthma!

Don't make fun.

( sarcasm,but my cat really does have asthma)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Maybe it's allergic to fur!

[Wounded Bear]

9. Aren't most cats allergic to humans?

Hey, I was headed there before, for many reasons above and beyond laughing at sick jokes.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Careful what you say about felines! Especially here.

Honest to dog, years ago I had a thread locked for making a joke about cats!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. I know someone whose cat is allergic to dogs.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. I've heard about that!

[yonder]

14. heh, heh, nice one.

It's hot here and a swarthy looking dude is up to no good.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. The music must be awesome!

[raven mad]

15. I'll bring the frozen Margaritas!

Probably should add some daquiries.....

Oh well - most of DU will be joining us!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. Better bring that Jimmy Buffett gizmo!

[raven mad]

18. You got it, Floyd!

As long as everyone's wearing only asbestos-treated hemp flipflops and avoid pop tops! ("But there's booze in the blender, and soon it will render, that frozen concoction that helps me hang on".) Don't tease an old parrothead! LOL!🌴🌊