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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSerious question about bidets.
I'm thinking of getting one.
I'm having trouble picturing how they actually get you squeaky clean.
I would need one with the strength of a fire hose and some stainless steel rotary cleaning brushes mounted on a Dremel tool.
If anyone would like to share their bidet experiences, I'm all ass...er...I mean I'm all ears.
Thank you in advance.
no_hypocrisy
(46,097 posts)Warm water that rinses your bottom gently but firmly.
I'd get it if I were you.
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)unblock
(52,219 posts)25 each poop.
demosincebirth
(12,536 posts)PJMcK
(22,035 posts)Sometimes, Wikipedia is your friend:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
Get one. You'll feel better and...
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)Do I have to stick the whole bar of soap up my ass before turning on the bidet, or do I use a "bidet soap knife" to cut the bar of soap into shavings to make them easier to insert?
PJMcK
(22,035 posts)The newer models come with all kinds of add-ons, bells-and-whistles as well as battery-operated/remote controlled do-dads.
I'm sure you'll find the model that fits your personal requirements.
If not, I'm available for personal consultations.
(BIG wink)
lastlib
(23,226 posts)(vivid, picturesque language appreciated......)
PJMcK
(22,035 posts)Part of the utility of the bidet is that you can use it to clean different parts of your anatomy. After all, if you've had one bodily function, there's no good reason to clean another area of your groin, is there?
OnDoutside
(19,956 posts)populistdriven
(5,644 posts)pbmus
(12,422 posts)Hoyt
(54,770 posts)PJMcK
(22,035 posts)That looks like fun and I'll have to try it when my neighbors lawn sprinklers go on at 3:00 AM.
That'll be a sight.
populistdriven
(5,644 posts)PJMcK
(22,035 posts)... I'll drink before the sprinklers come on at 3:00 AM.
(Sly wink)
Kilgore
(1,733 posts)You made my evening!
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Sophiegirl
(2,338 posts)It was developed in Japan and is a single toilet with bidet features, along with several other features.
I had a friend install one at his house and I think I spent too much time in the bathroom enjoying. TMI, right?
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)I just spent big bucks and a weekend upgrading to two new toilets. I'll check tham out though.
braddy
(3,585 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)braddy
(3,585 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)Each of my bathrooms is only big enough for a toilet, 36 inch vanity, and tub with shower.
Kaleva
(36,298 posts)Urine is a very good fertilizer as it's rich in nitrogen. Alternate the holes you use as too much urine can kill plants and grass.
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,326 posts)populistdriven
(5,644 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)You need an electric outlet near the crapper, so I had to install one. It works quite well and as an added bonus it heats the seat. I call it my throne.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)https://www.walmart.com/ip/Portable-Handy-Bidet-Bottle-For-Your-Personal-Hygiene/209830752?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&adid=22222222228162406295&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=274633655039&wl4=pla-456345311923&wl5=9052669&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=online&wl12=209830752&wl13=&veh=sem
The Toto units are great, but if you want to experiment a bit before dropping $200, and installing an electric outlet, then there are various squirt bottle type things.
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,326 posts)It would be cold water and gets the job done, Im sure, but it sure looks weird.
I suppose it wouldnt be too difficult to attach to the nearby sink hot angle stop. But then you might cook your giblets.
Kaleva
(36,298 posts)question everything
(47,479 posts)since, sorry, the "golden showers" threads, especially the one asking us to "fess up."
lastlib
(23,226 posts)TOO funny! -- -- --
kimbutgar
(21,141 posts)After having it youll never go back.
Very inexpensive and life changing.
Historic NY
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(36,298 posts)Historic NY
(37,449 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,653 posts)csziggy
(34,136 posts)From the waist down, including shoes. That would be annoying and time consuming.
sprinkleeninow
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sprinkleeninow
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sprinkleeninow
(20,246 posts)One of them, her daughter went to France with some school friends for a cultural visit.
She showed me a photo of those crazy kiddos chilling cans of Coke in a bidet in their hotel. 😆
Xolodno
(6,390 posts)...my wife thinks us Americans are unsanitary when it comes to "nature calls".
Solly Mack
(90,765 posts)Maybe a pressure washer and a bucket.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)to soak and wash his socks.
retread
(3,762 posts)Mine is a smartbidet sb-1000. Has most of the bells and whistles of the more expensive brands.
It has a heated seat with a built-in sensor that warms the seat when it detects someone is sitting on it.
The nozzle has a self cleaning function that activates before and after use.
There are adjustments for nozzle position, strength of stream from nozzle(more on this later), and temperature of stream and temperature of seat heater.
It has a blow dryer that is adjustable also.
At first, I was kind of skeptical that this could clean. After 6 months of use it has proven to be far superior to TP. The cleaning stream strength is adjustable from a gentle stream to a "Turbo" function which could remove dried paint!
I do not use the dryer function but instead use bidet towels to blot dry. I use white towels and in 6 months have never seen anything "extra"; just damp white towel.
The installation is super easy, but does require an outlet in the bathroom, preferably a ground fault interrupter.