What this lounge needs is more items from the Flathead Beacon police blotter.
http://flatheadbeacon.com/section/police-blotter/Sun, May 6, 2018
BY JUSTIN FRANZ
An intoxicated man stood at a crosswalk in Columbia Falls and kept pushing the “walk” button for over an hour.
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A Martin City resident figured 2:42 a.m. was a perfect time to call 911 to discuss problems with their new renter.
A Bigfork resident called 911 because their breakfast burst into flames in their microwave. The microwave appeared to be undamaged but the breakfast was a total loss.
A Kalispell man called 911 because he had “an emergency” and he needed some “lady cops” to respond immediately.
Some drama was unfolding on Facebook.
A Kalispell man heard a commotion outside his home involving a number of ducks and geese. When he emerged to see what was happening he found a mountain lion on his roof. He quickly returned to the safety of his home and called 911.
A Somers woman was angry that her roommate was loudly eating soup in the middle of the night, so she walked over to him and dumped soap in the man’s soup. The man threw his bowl of soapy soup at the woman. Law enforcement responded to the scene, but both people decided not to press charges against the other, admitting that things may had gotten out of hand.
A Bigfork man was upset that the U.S. Postal Service had not delivered his mail for three months. Upon further investigation, it turned out the post office just didn’t have any mail for the guy.
