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Sat Jul 14, 2018, 03:47 PM

Trump's annual doctor's appointment was REAL cheap this year

The doctor came into the room.

"Mr. Trump, the results of all your tests are in...my diagnosis is you're a homicidal maniac."

"Me?" said Trump. "How can you say such things about me?"

"Mr. Trump," the doctor continued, "what is the thing you hate most in all the world?"

"I really hate large medical bills."

"Oh...I see...five cents, please."

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Sat Jul 14, 2018, 03:49 PM

1. And then, Trump sued for his....

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Sat Jul 14, 2018, 05:21 PM

2. "It's on the house!"

‘Cause trumps a cheap bastid.

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