Speaking of ostriches: Two lady ostriches are strolling along enjoying the day when they hear

[Floyd R. Turbo]

something behind them. Looking back they see two guy ostriches following them. “Run” says one of the ladies. But they are no match for the guys who quickly gain ground on them. “What should we do?” says the other lady. “Quick hide” says her friend. They stop suddenly and stick their heads in the sand. The guys run up behind them, look at each other, and one says “where’d they go?”.

[zanana1]

1. Good pun.

I appreciate puns, so if you have more of them, please post!