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Tue Aug 21, 2018, 03:25 AM

As a attorney of Dog law my client boog the chocolate lab

I fear my client will be walking into a perjury trap on my way to New England. Stopped for 30 minutes read text from my wife.

It seems the boys forgot to put away the ritz crackers and left them on the counter. So I just responded 7 hours later , my client can not be interviewed without his attorney present. Plan is I’ll be home Wednesday morning, oh yea I’ll probably need to stop and get milk and ritz crackers on way home.

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Reply As a attorney of Dog law my client boog the chocolate lab (Original post)
TEB Aug 2018 OP
area51 Aug 2018 #1
Duppers Aug 2018 #2
KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2018 #3
Soxfan58 Aug 2018 #4
MLAA Aug 2018 #5
Sancho Aug 2018 #6
get the red out Aug 2018 #7
lunasun Aug 2018 #8
Ohiogal Aug 2018 #9
GopherGal Aug 2018 #10
elleng Aug 2018 #11

Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2018, 04:03 AM

1. Lawyer dog to the rescue.

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2018, 04:19 AM

2. As a member of the jury,

I recommend leniency, your honor.

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2018, 04:41 AM

3. Maybe pick up some chocolate for the prosecutor, too?

Good story. Enjoy your trip, TEB.......

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2018, 05:26 AM

4. I think Boog needs a reduced sentence

For "cute" behavior.

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2018, 05:30 AM

5. Please advice your client to not bark a word!

And above all do not mope around with those beautiful brown ‘guilty eyes’!

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2018, 06:00 AM

6. Investigate! Interview the suspect!

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2018, 06:59 AM

7. Shelby the Border Collie had to plead guilty

Since he was witnessed by two humans and another dog stealing a large cube steak from the counter and sucking it down like a starving stray. He admits to the crime but has zero remorse (YUM).

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2018, 07:25 AM

8. Hey the crackers were on the counter ! What's a dog to do? No fault just life

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2018, 07:32 AM

9. Will he beg for mercy or show no remorse?

It's hard to tell with these repeat offenders!

I have a "counter surfer" too ....

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2018, 06:31 PM

10. Looking for a Mug Shot... (nfm)

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Aug 21, 2018, 06:43 PM

11. Oh NO!

Darn miscreants! (Those 8th graders!)

Get ### boxes of Ritz, please!!!

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