My doctor just told me to kill some people! Not in those exact words. He said "You've got to start

[Floyd R. Turbo]

removing stress from your life!”

[Cirque du So-What]

1. My doctor told me to add more fiber to my diet

Same result; people around me will die.

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3. Be merciful! 😢

[gordianot]

2. I am fairly certain that murder does not relieve stress.

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4. Are you a physician?

[Ohiogal]

5. Do you know a person named Stress?

Maybe that's what your Dr. meant?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. D' oh!

[Lint Head]

7. When it told my doctor it hurts when I do it he told me not to do it.

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8. But you kept on doing it! 😏

[Lint Head]

9. I know. And it hurts.

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10. As it should!

[Squinch]

11. You could just dig a dungeon under your basement and lock them in there. That's what I do.

That way you don't have to kill them.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. I'm gonna need a bigger basement! 😏