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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forums"It's decorative Gourd Season motherfuckers!"
"I dont know about you, but I cant wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. Im about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over its gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is fucking fall. Theres a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.
I may even throw some multi-colored leaves into the mix, all haphazard like a crisp October breeze just blew through and fucked that shit up. Then Im going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, Arent those gourds straining your neck? And Im just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, "Its fall, fuckfaces. Youre either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or youre not."
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers
And bring on the fucking pumpkin spice! I can handle it!
mysteryowl
(7,390 posts)I love McSweeney's
lapfog_1
(29,204 posts)tomorrow is going to be 97F.
So... where is this "Fall" you speak of.
rurallib
(62,415 posts)and it's headed down to 40 tonight.
Upper midwest
lunasun
(21,646 posts)Sedona
(3,769 posts)JHan
(10,173 posts)Sadly no glitter covered twigs were found, but they're out there.
Every year around Thanksgiving, there are are two main questions that everyone has.
First: Who is cooking the turkey? And second: Who is bringing the giant clam full of garbage?
Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)LOVE!!!!
Thank youse, JHan!!!
AJT
(5,240 posts)those mother effin squash.
🎃
Kajun Gal
(1,907 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)So I am done.