Went to the 24 hour supermarket at about 4:00 AM...

[LuckyCharms]

to buy some Fruit Loops because I had a craving for them.

I ran out of the house without my wallet, I just grabbed some cash.

I got to the cash register, and the cashier asked me for ID, which I didn't have.

The cashier said "Put the fruit Loops back".

All I could think of to say was "What the fuck, man"?

I walked out of the store slowly. I didn't want trouble.

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1. next time try buying that other cereal, what's the one, with marshmallow clovers, what's it called?

[LuckyCharms]

3. I think it's something like...

Lucy Harms?

Fucky Farms?

something like that...

[Merlot]

2. Wait, I'm confused...Lucky Chcarms craves Fruit Loops?

[LuckyCharms]

4. I tried Lucky Charms exactly once...

Couldn't stand them, they made me gag.

I have no idea why I chose this user name.

[Bfd]

5. Didn't Trump say we need an ID to buy food.?

This has gone way too far

[Runningdawg]

14. I think he's projecting

He WANTS us to need an ID to buy food. I'm not religious but he plays at it - isn't there something in the Bible about this?

[Cracklin Charlie]

6. You're lucky they didn't haul you out in a paddy wagon.

Next time bring your proper id if you wanna take home some legal cereal.

[rzemanfl]

7. Just because of an Irish sounding username you resort to this?

[Cracklin Charlie]

8. Good grief I am unobservant!

Lucky charms...Sorry to all leprechauns.

[rzemanfl]

9. It's okay, it isn't cereal.

I mean serious.

[Cracklin Charlie]

12. Wouldn't know. Never tried it.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

10. Run out to your car, put on a different hat, and go back in to try to buy them again.

I do that all the time.

[rzemanfl]

13. LOL. n/t

[bobbieinok]

11. Yrs ago my visiting son was asked to sign the $50 bill he was paying with!!!

It was a holiday period during which many counterfeit bills had appeared locally.

The experience was truly bizarre!