Capitalist bastards undermine Thanksgiving traditions

[struggle4progress]

The most important thing about Thanksgiving for me --- and for many of you as well, I know --- has been looking forward to another opportunity to sit around the table as family and friends chow down on turkey-, mashed potato-, stuffing-, cranberry sauce–, creamed corn–, macaroni and cheese–, green bean–, and pumpkin pie–flavored potato chips

This year, however, the capitalist bastards at Pringles have decided not to offer the full meal but only three core flavors: Turkey, Stuffing, and Pumpkin Pie

That's right, you won't be given the opportunity serve your guests mashed taters, cranberry sauce, mac-n-cheese, or greenie beanies this year

Once again, I'm shocked and disgusted

[aka-chmeee]

1. Well, that is certainly abbreviated,

but I may have to get a set of them anyway. Mama says this year the Thanksgiving entree is "Kumla". I can eat it, but it just comes up a mile or two short of being Thanksgiving Feast fare.

[struggle4progress]

3. I'm heart-broken. I had hoped they would add sauerkraut-flavored chips

[2naSalit]

2. What is this world coming to?!

[Merlot]

4. More potato chips! Less Turkey!

Probably the fiendish turky industry was feeling the pinch from the potato chip industry and put tarrifs on potatos with help from the blotus in chief.

[struggle4progress]

5. Another gd deep state conspiracy!