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DFW

(54,396 posts) Sat Dec 29, 2018, 01:53 AM Dec 2018

Best line I've heard all week

Woman to her 84 year old husband: Let's run upstairs and have sex!

84 year old husband: I'm 84 years old. I can't do both.

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Best line I've heard all week (Original Post) DFW Dec 2018 OP

Good one MLAA Dec 2018 #1

Ah, that is a good one! CaliforniaPeggy Dec 2018 #2

HAHAHAHA! elleng Dec 2018 #3

Teehee Solly Mack Dec 2018 #4

The way it actually works... KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2018 #5

I think if you have to do the first 8....... DFW Dec 2018 #6

LOL, how true! KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2018 #7

What I used to do all night SCantiGOP Dec 2018 #8

MLAA

(17,296 posts)

1. Good one

Reply to DFW (Original post)

Sat Dec 29, 2018, 01:58 AM

Dec 2018

Like the young bull and the old bull atop a hill looking down at a herd of beautiful cows. The young bull said to the old bull let’s run down and make love to a cow. The old bull said let’s walk down and make love to them all 😬

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,627 posts)

2. Ah, that is a good one!

Reply to DFW (Original post)

Sat Dec 29, 2018, 02:10 AM

Dec 2018

Made me smile.

elleng

(130,929 posts)

3. HAHAHAHA!

Reply to DFW (Original post)

Sat Dec 29, 2018, 02:24 AM

Dec 2018

Solly Mack

(90,769 posts)

4. Teehee

Reply to DFW (Original post)

Sat Dec 29, 2018, 02:32 AM

Dec 2018

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,491 posts)

5. The way it actually works...

Reply to DFW (Original post)

Sat Dec 29, 2018, 03:59 AM

Dec 2018

* First, you take your heart meds.
* Then, you slowly walk upstairs.
* You take a nap.
* Call 911 and request they be on standby for your address.
* You sort of have sex if everything cooperates.
* You take another nap.
* Then, you slowly walk downstairs.
* Take some more meds just in case and apply liniment to appropriate areas of pain.
* Swear you won't tell anyone.

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